Kali ☁︎

the names kali and being ugly is my game

[themostfuniveverhad]

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]

[memewhore]

[bymiathermopolis]

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

teacher: any questions, class?

me: ya what the fuck

[summrshandy]

bro women are so dumb. they belong in the kitchen making us sandiwches haha am i right or what man. dude i gotta go my moms asking me which pair of nike socks i want her to iron for me to wear on the first day of eighth grade. 

[love-personal]

[nxtome]

[pandragolot-deactivated20160710]

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

[morgrana]

you forget to cherish it

[hcandersen]

[dragondicks]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

i still havent gotten over this post

[cemeteryjohn]

[anitaillemann]

[generic-url-goes-here]

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

[invdious]

[kalihere]

So I work in a bakery and the second day on the job I had to close by myself and had no idea what I was doing. Luckily my cousin is a manager there and he was helping me. I called him over after I was done sweeping and he pointed out everything I missed. I told him 'I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT!' And he was like 'That's because you weren't looking for it' And honestly that hit me so hard!! I've been working there a month now and remember that clear as day!

[richfurry-deactivated20140621]

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

[uptional]