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27 | they/them | enjoyer of media | purveyor of camp | balem abrasax apologist | /about for more

[kalique]

[kalique]

i haven’t seen man of steel since it came out and i remember lowkey thinking it sucked (ahead of the curve #aheadofthecurve) but i’m pondering kevin costner solemnly raising his hand and shaking his head no towards his son superman indicating he should not rescue him from the approaching tornado. everyone makes fun of this moment. i for one need context to figure out what side i’m on. if the context is “it was gonna happen in front of people and superman’s dad was too proud to have everyone find out his son has powers, even at the cost of his own life” that’s kind of interesting and cool. to me. if the context is literally anything else, it’s stupid and dumb . i have spoken

[kalique]

cant stay silent any longer. i don't care for ffvii and i think sephiroth's one wing looks stupid. thank you for your attention to this matter

[kalique]

why is there widespread discourse on twitter now because half the world seems to think biopic is pronounced to rhyme with myopic. IS EVERYONE INSANE

[kalique]

it is short for BIOgraphical PICture. i literally feel crazy i cant believe these people walk among regular humans

[kalique]

why is there widespread discourse on twitter now because half the world seems to think biopic is pronounced to rhyme with myopic. IS EVERYONE INSANE

[kalique]

icarly aired almost 20 years ago. is icarly for old people now. do young people not know about icarly. shrivelling matt damon gif

[kalique]

on another topic i will never forget the time i tried to order a cameo from the guy that played nevel papperman (i forget what the contents of the cameo were to be but he was charging like $5, a small price to pay for nevel papperman) and it expired and i got my money back automatically because he never got around to it

[kalique]

jusf went on the video for HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA and there are multiple comments from me. from 15 years ago.

[kalique]

next thing you’re gonna tell me the young people dont know about bed intruder and nyan cat

[kalique]

seeing the he-man movie marketing lean into HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA and then spark minor discourse about whether anyone young can understand that reference because it’s for old people has literally aged me 20 years. i saw someone say like “they shouldn’t have put this reference in fortnite because only millennials and older gen z know what it is and 90% of the player base won’t get it” and i literally felt my skin shrivelling up like the bad guy at the end of indiana jones 3

[kalique]

watching shark tale… they’re calling it the most 2004 soundtrack of all time

[kalique]

thank u next funny ass album conceptually. “my ex boyfriend is DEAD. i don’t want another boyfriend. i just want SEX. see my pussy in bio, yuh”

[kalique]

so surprised to learn that teacher's pet 2004 is based off a series. there was a series beforehand! has anyone on the face of planet earth ever heard of teacher's pet, the series, 2000, that aired on abc? i have heard not one single soul talk about this show in all my years on this earth

[kalique]

tonight watched teacher's pet 2004. have been aware of this movie's existence for many years but did not know what it was about or what happens in it. was absolutely shocked when the teacher's pet opened his mouth and it was nathan lane. sure. was even more shocked when the plot of this movie unfolded. what if i told you the plot was "the teacher's pet is a dog that belongs to a teacher and her son but wants to be a real human boy, thus dresses up as a human to attend elementary school. he finds a mad scientist who can make him into a human, but it turns out that because of dog years, once turned into a human, he is a grown ass adult now. he then proceeds to woo and almost marry the teacher"

[kalique]

The part where jessie’s owner grabs her from under the bed where she’s been abandoned for years and jessie is all smiles and contentment riding in the car because she thinks her owner has finally remembered her only to be dumped at the side of a road in a box!!!!! ☹️

[kalique]

attempting another when she loved me is bold.. i dont wanna be one of those “we were all traumatized by X scene!” mfs, but.. when she loved me is basically the opening scene from up but also a guy physically emerges from your tv to punch you in the stomach and face multiple times and shoot your grandma in front of you

[kalique]

so let me get this straight.. taylor swift has written a song for toy story 5 that while play whilst jessie reminisces about emily… so essentially they have tasked taylor swift and jack antonoff with giving us when she loved me 2. as a child of the 2000s. either taylor gets this right or she needs to be executed by firing squad in the public square and that bespectacled fraud can join her in hell