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She got tired of watching me open blogs in my browser sequentially and read them like a newspaper | Jod or AJ | she/her, 27 | asamis_jodhpurs on AO3 | dionpilled terencemaxxer | icon and banner by @demynom (the girlfriend who made me get a tumblr)

[thundergrace]

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[wizzardhat]

[humanbeanisnotamused]

it's So funny that like the sundered house meeting starts with everyone coming in and commenting on the photarch's resurrection because like the vibe is Strongly that she's got a new hat and she'll be mad if they don't notice

[asamis-jodhpurs]

Just got to Azune's "I think I'm having fun," about saying in the city and PROFOUNDLY LOVE THAT THIS IS THE MOST SINISTER THING HE'S EVER SAID. MY FUNKY LITTLE LIAR.

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[not100bees]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[jadeandquartzes]

I really have to stress that absolutely nothing and no one could have prepared me for how off the rails orphan black actually is. its meta plot can be best described as a five-season-long custody battle for the sweetest yet most unnerving little girl in the world. a community theater production of jesus christ superstar is a thematic plot point, as is sexy air stewardess roleplay. everyone's a little bit bisexual. everything's extremely unethical. they use the term "clone club" unironically. they have color coded phones for every season. felix paints in an open-backed apron and nothing else. there's d&d. there's minecraft. there's an agricultural farming board game. there's jam burgers. there's a hallucinated swan.

[vinnigami]

context for this one involves a jellyfish just look at him and go ‘aww delita’ on three okay?

[nuruske]

Amaretto is so good…

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last song you listened to is your battle theme now how is it going

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[sexynakedblackguy]

[pillowspace]

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

[pillowspace]

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

[scenerwiththegreenery]

it's the opposite of sanding off the serial numbers. like you really invented a brand-new AU just to put your blorbos in. you built an entire world just for them to play in. it's like rat park but for blorbos. i love you so much i invented whole new situations just for you. beautiful

[geekysteven]

As America becomes more comfortable with leftist policies, I think we're finally ready for an alternative version of Final Fantasy Tactics with Milleuda Folles as the protagonist. In this essay, I will

[athenas-only-daughter]

sighs. I miss her (Aranessa Royce) (Maya Davinos) (Gaya Seremai) (Amry Talter) (Elodie D'vyen) (Temelow) (Tsul'rekshi)

[soundoftheirwings]

A good fictional character needs to go through all of these sequentially in their narrative arc

[hypokeimena]

[image description: screenshot defining the word fey /fā/ (adjective)

Overrefined, exaggerated, or affected.

Effeminate.

Having or displaying an otherworldly, magical, or fairylike aspect or quality.

Having visionary power; clairvoyant.

Appearing touched or crazy, as if under a spell.

Fated to die soon. /end description]

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

[rutharikiss]

Some traditional highlighter portraits :P

[goldensunset]

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

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