FusionBobcat

uh oh sisters! *foams at the mouth*

[remindertoclick]

Hiya! Here's your daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

Thank you!

[ninekiwiz]

flutterpieeee

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[ace-catlover]

Image description:

A tiktok screenshot that says "Hey guys I'm struggling mentally, but I don't want kind responses. I want you to respond like a mentally absent parent. Thank you."

It has 20,306 comments, some of which are included here and say:

"Well Kate, I don't know what you want from me"

"The phone goes both ways. When's the last time you checked on me?"

"You're the strong one, I never have to worry about you"

"Go in there and mentally struggle them dishes" - response from creator: "Yes ma'am"

"Reacted "👍" to your message."

"I struggled my whole life you'll be fine"

"it's always something with you"

"Well I guess I'm just a bad mom"

Almost all of the comments were liked by the creator.

-End of description-

[sunderwight]

media: we have an anti-authoritarian story for you!

me: sweet hit me with the good stuff

media: so there's this marginalized underclass of people, right?

me: okay

media: and they're like, stigmatized for something that's mostly an aspect of how they are born, or where they're from, or they're badly misunderstood, right?

me: yup, got it, I'm with ya

media: so these people are rebelling against the current social order, because it's the instrument of their suffering

me: oh good great sure

media: but also they're violent and deranged and need to be stopped

me: ...what

media: yeah they're going too far, they're trying to overthrow the system and assassinate the nice cop trying to help them and also they burned down an orphanage

me: ...why? would they burn down an orphanage??

media: extremism is bad

me: still not seeing what this has to do with their fight though???

media: also now they've shot a dog. oops they shot another dog

me: what?! why? I though their motive was to overthrow oppression??

media: yes but their suffering has also made them evil

me: ...???

media: don't worry though, the good guys will defeat them and restore the status quo

me: the status quo that's been killing people?

media: well it turns out it was only killing the kinds of awful people who burn down orphanages and shoot dogs :)

me: oh. this is actually a pro-authoritarian story, isn't it?

media: nooo of course not don't be sillyyyyyy we're super progressive look one of the cops is a black lady don't be sillyyyyyy

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[adonischildsupportcase]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[deadeyesopened]

[squeakitties]

sneezes really hard and an egg shoots out of me while punching a hole clean through my panties and jeans, ricochets off the ground and re-enters me perfectly

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[ghostsontelevision]

the thing about stella is its like "why is she so stupid why does she keep putting herself in crazy dangerous situations and why is she ALWAYS FILMING" and then you get to episode 4 and its like she lost her parents at a relatively young age, has coped with none of that, her desire to find cryptids is half desire to find her parents ghosts and half suicidal ideation, and she has a huge grief-related gap in her memory that probably explains why she might trust a camera more than she trusts her own mind. and its like oh fuck the saddest girl in the world is a clickbait youtuber

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[raggadollie]

thats her birthday present i guess

[sobredunia]

is detah heavy

Oh yeah lmao he's got his pounds