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Jabari: Thank you. And noted. I'll do it if only to prove I can. It seems ambiguous in the way that I don't understand it but I don't understand Shane most of the time, I think. You should tell her that it's more like I'd kill anyone before they shot you in the spine, at least ideally. Why not? People were pretty into the idea of more booze?

Jabari: Well, it is. We need to start making gingerbread trials immediately.

Kamilah: I’ll believe it when I see it! It seems very clear in the way that it /definitely/ means your looming is only ever ominous! I did, she said “I KNOW! He’d kill everyone before they’d even consider buying a gun!” Because this is the most unsettling conversation I’ve ever had with anyone that isn’t Fatima, so I’m taking it as a sign that we should start cutting people off maybe.

Kamilah: Yes! Should I send you what ingredients to pick up for the gingerbread too?

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Fatima: What? Are YOU part of the body positivity movement? And what do you mean 'how would I be able to know'? Do you not follow me?! Bootrogena is a big brand but it's what I deserve so I'm sure it's just the start of something even bigger. No one but you would ever describe your guard dog as "sweet" but whatevs. I guess its a good thing you like it, since you're stuck with it.

Kamilah: No? I think I’m more interested in body neutrality but I just have no idea what to say to what you said, so I’m choosing to say nothing. I don’t even HAVE monstergram, Jabari does and I get the highlights from him occasionally. Unless you post a LOT about your follower count, I have no way of knowing. Bigger like what? Modeling? Best friend not guard dog, but okay. I don’t mind being the only person with the correct opinion of him.

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Jabari: Do my bones look good in those little tuxs at least or should they get a wardrobe downgrade? I think both of those phrases could be ambiguous, especially that last one. What does that even mean?

Jabari: Of course I am, you couldn't tell? That would be fantastic. And we could definitely make it happen. I'm in.

Kamilah: Your bones look amazing in their little tuxes but it wouldn’t hurt for you to dress them down every once in awhile! Ambiguous HOW? I just asked her again and um, from what I can tell it means you act like everyone just shot me in the spine and you’re trying to stop yourself from killing people???? Maybe you shouldn’t bring back a lot of alcohol?

Kamilah: I could obviously tell, but I didn’t realize it was fun enough for you to admit to it! Fantastic! I need to figure out how to make gingerbread strong enough to sit on ASAP

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Fatima: That "body positivity" movement was reserved just for ugly people so yes, it missed me entirely, and thank Rah it did. Do you not keep up with my follower count? How rude. But yes, it is exciting. I even got a sponsorship with Bootrogena lmao even though I've never used their products. I did in fact have a bodyguard, which is how I know the difference, and your boy? 100% stalker.

Kamilah: No comment. How would I be able to know what your follower count is??? Nice! Bootrogena is like a really really big deal, right? Like that’s a real brand and not shampoo or a VPN! He can’t stalk me when we’re literally always ACTUALLY hanging out together! Jabari is SWEET, not a stalker.

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Jabari: Out of about 200 bones, surely one must be almost a little bit casual. I'm now starting a list of ways in which I can prove it. Did she SAY it was the "ominious looming"? Because if not, you're just assuming.

Jabari: Luckily for the both of us, you'll never have to find out. And luckily for me, I'll never have to throw a party without you, because I could definitely not do this on my own. It's fun though. We should go bigger for Christmas, maybe. I think we can handle it.

Kamilah: Nope, all 200 bones are in little tuxedos and have never heard of casual friday, even the teeny tiny ear bones. No, she doesn’t exactly have the vocabulary for that. But “scary shadow guy” or “Batman but everyone in the world is the Joker to [my] Barbara Gordon” did the job effectively enough?

Kamilah: You’re having fun! 😲 We SHOULD go bigger for christmas! WE COULD MAKE IT SNOW IN OUR DORM AND INVITE LUX AND REMAKE ALL THE FURNITURE OUT OF GINGERBREAD!!!

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Fatima: Really? Lameo worship of a big fat guy is better than relaxation, toning, and looking hot? Agree to disagree on that front. At least the next Santa is going to be cute, so long as all those cookies don't get to her. Sister or not, I'd never fail to let you know if you weren't good enough, please. I don't want you to completely ruin my stuff either per se but even if you did, my sponsors would send me more, so it's no biggie. It doesn't seem different to me or anyone else but whatevs.

Kamilah: Yes. But agreeing to disagree is definitely the best course of action here because I will never understand that one. What ever happened to that Body Positivity movement people were trying to get going? Did that miss you entirely? True, I don’t even know why I bothered asking. That’s good! I didn’t realize your bootube presence was that large, how exciting! You HAD a bodyguard, you know it’s different from stalking!

kamilahnefertari

what would be a relationship dealbreaker for you?

Not being Jabari?

sphinnenigma

I can do a mean impression of him. Does that win me at least a date?

kamilahnefertari

Depends on how good it is. If it’s good enough to impress me... maybe?

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Jabari: What does that mean? I can do casual, probably. And the possibility that I make her nervous for reasons unrelated to how I loom exists, I'm sure. Thank you.

Jabari: I'll get enough for the group. Think of it this way, it'll be a fun surprise for them all.

Kamilah: It means you don’t have a casual bone in your body and you most certainly cannot. Yes, but the ominous looming doesn’t help her nervousness at all, I’M sure. Of course, anything for you.

Kamilah: YES! That is so fun! You’re such a party genius! What would I ever do without you?

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Fatima: Stretching is for yoga, not for carb heavy boring periods of time. And yay! Looking forward to it, if anyone can pull off figure-friendly food that actually tastes good, it'd be you. I'll let you know what the products are, don't worry! And if you're bad at it, don't worry about that either. It's not like anything can make me look bad and besides, it'd be good for views. Uh huh, sure. He's not even a good stalker lmao since he's got your permission.

Kamilah: Christmas > Yoga. Thank you!!! Don’t hesitate to let me know if anything falls below your standards though since I’m still in the experimental phase with stuff like that. Okay, I’m not worried but I don’t want to get like finishing powder in your mouth or something. Views or not, I don’t want to completely ruin your stuff. I’m serious! He’s not a stalker with permission, he’s my best friend! It’s different.

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Jabari: ♡♡♡♡ I don't loom ominously. I loom casually, I think, or neutrally at the very worst. Okay, good. Take care of yourself and please don't die while I'm gone.

Jabari: Did you know they sell funny turkey hats? I see a ton of them here.

Kamilah: It’s ominous! I don’t even think it’s possible to loom casually, especially not for YOU. Shane does that weird stuttering thing a lot less often when you’re not around. I will and I won’t, I promise!

Kamilah: I did not! Buy us some! We should’ve had funny turkey hats from the beginning! I’m so disappointed in us!

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Fatima: Not EVERYONE goes full throttle into them, its just the people who don't have anything better to do. I wouldn't say no to a month of free food though, so long as they're low-carb and fat-free. It'll be the best! There's a first time for everything, but I bet you'll be a natural. I could do your makeup too, I guess, if you want. And I don't know, maybe because I can't really imagine him being good at anything aside from staring at you.

Kamilah: Or people who just enjoy the holidays and like to stretch them out for as long as they can? 😕 I’ll see what I can do. It can be a fun challenge maybe. I think I’ve heard enough people talking about makeup that I should be better at it than all those guys seemed to be when that trend was everywhere, so long as you tell me what the products are before I touch them. He’s good at a lot of things that aren’t staring at me. He’s incredibly talented.

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Jabari: You know you are the only person that counts ♡ but I was talking about the guests who are honestly just here to be dazzled by you and your food, and I can't blame them. You're very distracting. And you're welcome. That's true, it's just I didn't want you to overwork yourself, but you know your limits better than I do.

Kamilah: ♡♡♡♡ As distracting, wonderful and radiant as I am, I'm sure they'll all still notice if I suddenly don't have a shadow looming ominously in the background. I'm not going to! I have no limits! Except the obvious ones, but still!

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Fatima: Seeing as Christmas is a full month away? I'd say they're over. Unless you plan on giving me a present every day for the rest of the year which I so would not say no to lol jk unless. And don't worry, I'll refer to you as Blind Sister in the title but just as click-bait! In the actual video, I'll only refer to you as your name, duh. It's going to be so much fun! There's no one I'd rather do this video with than you except maybe Jabari but only because I'm 100% sure he'd be absolutely terrible at it lol.

Kamilah: Seeing as how the end of Thanksgiving is when everyone really gets full throttle into Christmas for a month straight, I'd say they're just beginning. I could use you as a test mouth for my Christmas menu, so MAYBE? Okay! Fantastic, I'm sure it will be so much fun! I've never put makeup on anyone before! Why are you so sure he'd be terrible at it?

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Jabari: I doubt people will notice that I was gone were they paid to but I'm sure they'll appreciate that. Okay, I will be as fast as I can, and I'll take the whole shopping list to replenish it as fully as possible. I just don't to see you cooking the rest of the night instead of spending time with your friends, you know?

Kamilah: Not true! And I’ll notice and don’t I count? 🥺😔 But thank you, you’re the best! I can just get people to hang out in the kitchen while I cook, it’s called multitasking!

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Fatima: Sweet darling big sister, now that the holidays are done, are you free sometime soon to do a BooTube video with me? I'm starving for some new content, you're semi-cute, AND "Blind Chick Does My Makeup" videos always blow up! Don't make me beg.

Kamilah: Are they really done or just beginning? It doesn’t matter either way, I’d be happy to make time for you. No begging required! Although I would prefer not being referred to as a “Blind Chick” for your video…

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Jabari: Unless you have a better solution. Do you? Because I don't want to step out, but the grocery stores aren't delivering on the holiday and you're everybody's favorite host so you should stay and enterain the way only you can. You made more than enough for everybody, Kamilah. The only reason food seems to be running out at all is because everyone is going back for thirds and fourths.

Kamilah: I do not! But it’s okay, step out! I’ll be SO entertaining that no one’s even going to notice that you were gone! I knooow but if they keep eating all the food HERE, what can they take home? Can you just bring ingredients for like everything all over again? Except the turkey, I don’t think we don’t have enough time.

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Jabari: Some of the guests say they want more alcohol so I was thinking of going out to get some. Do you need anything else for any last minute cooking? Not that we need more food. We'll be eating like pharaohs for weeks.

Kamilah: YOU’RE going to go out and get some? Hm I don’t know! Is there anything we seem to be low on food wise? I want to be sure there’s enough for everyone to be able to go home with lots and lots of good leftovers and I don’t want to run out of anything people like the most!

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