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@sphinnenigma
@kamilahnefertari​:
Depends on how good it is. If it’s good enough to impress me... maybe?
Honestly, it’d really just be me standing behind you, but doesn’t us going to eat something and maybe going to a concert sound more fun than that?
what would be a relationship dealbreaker for you?
Not being Jabari?
I can do a mean impression of him. Does that win me at least a date?
@moranahayat​:
I will neither confirm nor deny what I do with my cereal in the privacy of my own dorm but Dang it! I should have known you’d catch my punchline before I could drop it!
Do you Apple Jack Off into it? Because that’s for sure Raisin’ my Bran!Â
That’s cause a great punchline can unite any two hearts and minds, chickadee! Also, now I’m starving for cereal in specific. Feed me.
Favorite drink?
I’m something that is white!In a bottle I am stored.I’m something you can drink.On cereal I am poured.
honesty hour!
moranahayat​:
The answer is jizz, right?
You put jizz on your cereal? Woah, talk about Honey Nut Cheerios.
what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?
Having sex in the backseat of a moving limo. I blame Beyonce’s Partiton.
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What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s silence, and then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
honesty hour!
Favorite drink?
I’m something that is white! In a bottle I am stored. I’m something you can drink. On cereal I am poured.
honesty hour!
What’s the longest amount of time you’ve stayed awake?
I actually don’t have to sleep too often and I don’t like to anyway. I can’t tell you how long the longest amount of time I’ve stayed awake because it’s just normal to not sleep too often.
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Do you ever go barefoot when you’re outside?
Absolutely! And shirtless, and bottomless when I can. Clothes are overrated and most of the time, I prefer to go au natural.
honesty hour!
Does you zodiac sign fit your personality?
I’m a Libra and I don’t know much about that except that we’re super, super sexy, so I’d say it’s accurate enough.
honesty hour!
What would make you happy right now?
I make myself happy, I don’t need any external material.
honesty hour!
what are your feelings on normies?
I’ve never cared about them one way or another. They sort of just exist.
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pronouns/oritentation?
He/him and I’m as open sexually as a revolving door.
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TEXT 🛣 SPHONNY
Sphinn: Why did the super hot demon boy cross the road?
TEXT 🤣 SPHOLLY
Sphinn: Yo, Molly! Cello! đź‘‹
Sphinn: Get it? Cause it sounds like hello?
Sphinn: Anywho! I came up with a new joke, wanna be my test audience?
TEXT đź•ş MORINN
Sphinn: MY DISCO QUEEN!
Sphinn: I haven't seen you since like halfway through the party. Did you disappear? Did disco fever end up killing you? Because I've heard that's a particularly freaky deaky painful death. First your head starts spinning like a disco ball, then the sweet sweet sounds of the Beast Gees fill your ears until you can't hear anything else, and then you're buried in a jumpsuit!
MONSTERGRAM : @sphinnenigma UPLOADED A PIC!
I raise a toast.
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