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@fatimanefertari
Top 5 hottest monsters at Monster U?
Iām number one, obviously, but Iāll give you the five hottest guys and the five hottest girls other than me because Iām nice like that. Youāre welcome!
Five Hottest Guys
@jabarigamal
@abaddonmantus
@vladnightshade
@ambrosebathory
@dorianbloodsworth
Five Hottest Girls (that arenāt me)
@aurorawolffe
@morrighanmooney
@sireenagaea
@adoraeros
@moranahayat
honesty hour!
What happened to the person that saved your life?
I assume they were executed for being loyal to me but in all honesty, your guess is as good as mine. I spent about a decade searching for them and I havenāt found them anywhere, or any word of them.
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what's the kinkiest thing you've ever done so far?
Iāve been waited on hand and foot by a group of hot young men in servant uniforms who fight to massage my back or cook me meals without ever having to give them anything too sexual in return. Highly recommend.
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The stupidest thing you've ever done?
Not finishing the job when it came to @kamilahnefertariās death. I donāt do stupid things, duh.
honesty hour!
What's the one thing you can't leave the house without?
Flawless makeup, my cell phone, and my Visa.
honesty hour!
What kind of bootube video have you always wanted to make but haven't had the chance to yet?
Iām excited to do a Fang-ty Beauty haul someday, once they decide to sponsor me! Iāve also always thought thoseĀ āboyfriend does my makeupā videos look fun, but Iāve never been able to narrow down all my nonexistent admirers enough to choose just one man to help me with said video.
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What's something you've accomplished that you're proud of?
Keeping @kamilahnefertari single. Her betrothed wouldāve been so much better off with me but if I couldnāt get him, well, Iām glad she couldnāt either. Iām proud of myself for creating a brand; the Nefertari name is still relevant so many years later and thatās so incredibly cool of me.
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what would you say is your greatest talent?
Is looking amazing in everything a talent? Because seriously, Iāve looked spectacular in every era ever and I donāt think thatāll ever change.Ā
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If you had the chance to get rid of Kamilah again with an 100% guarantee that you wouldnāt be caught or blamed for it, would you take it?
Is this @jabarigamal? Because if it is, thatās more words than youāve ever said to me combined before, congrats on learning how to talk. But ew, no. Not to sound hokey but itās, like, obviously fate that @kamilahnefertari and I are still here and thriving after so long. Iād never want to mess with that so long as Iām the Nefertari people are talking about more. If sheās ever blatantly the favorite, Iād have to do something about that, but killing her obviously doesnāt work for me so I donāt know, maybe Iād disfigure her or kill her hot little guard dog. Iāll figure that out when its relevant.
honesty hour!
What do you like most about this century?
Itās a tie between WiFi, Pink Scary Froyo, Fang-ty Beauty (not an ad), BooTube, MonsterGram, and basically all the clothes.Ā
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What turns you off the fastest? And what turns you on the fastest?
This is the price of fame -- randos asking you about things that once upon a time, people found out the hard way by actually wooing a girl and earning the info. Lucky for all of my Fan-timas, I love you guys and donāt mind answering the awko questions. What turns me off the fastest are wannabees, people who smells bad, and being told what to do. What turns me on the fastest is luxury, people who are good at taking instruction, and attention.
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Do you have any regrets?
I regret not getting a chance to rule Egypt. I wouldāve been an amazing ruler, of that I am confident, and I thoroughly deserve to be in the history books for all the good I know I couldāve done instead of for one mistake forever ago.Ā
honesty hour!
If you could have three wishes what would you wish for?
My first wish would be for a magic journal where anything that I write in it comes true. The journalās magic only works when I write in it, and if I donāt like how something turns out, all I have to do is cross out what I originally wrote and life would reset to what it was like just before I wrote it in, with only me remembering it. Also, the pages would never run out.Ā
My second wish would be that all of my favorite foods would be healthy and good for me no matter what theyāre made of without changing the taste -- like, ice cream would taste and feel exactly the same, but Iād never have to be worried about the calories or carbs ever again.
My final wish is to have anything Kamilah has, but more, and better. Like, I want to be prettier than her. Itās so not fair that she canāt even see and sheās still the hot one. I know Iām hot but she doesnāt look inbred at all and I do and I hate it! I also want my own Jabari, but taller, and one who isnāt afraid to also be my boyfriend. Or just like, anyone who loves me, tbh. And sheās so good at cooking, I want to be that good at SOMETHING. The only thing Iām good at is taking pictures of myself, it sucks.
My final wish is to be the most popular person in the world.
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what's your weirdest sexual fantasy?
The weirdest one has got to be the one where Iām being violently railed by @jabarigamal in a huge comfortable bed while @kamilahnefertari sleeps nearby, completely unaware to the fact that herĀ ābest friendā has been convinced by me that she secretly hates him and thus is revenge-thrusting his seed so hard into me that my eyes roll all the way back into my head, and it's the best sex of both of our lives and he falls in love with me but I reject him because I obviously could do better and that ruins him for Kamilah forever... but saying any of that outloud anywhere makes the odds of it actually happening drop to basically zero, so Iāll keep that to myself for now. Thereās nothing weird about someone as perfect as me being worshipped, duh.
honesty hour!
what are your feelings on normies?
Theyāve got a lot of things right honestly, monarchies and influencer lifestyles among them, and even though Iām lowkey used to being a monster by now, I miss them sometimes. I think my gorgeousness transcends little labels likeĀ āmonsterā andĀ ānormieā though.
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pronouns/oritentation?
Goddess/straight mostly.
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TEXTĀ š NEFERTARIS
Kamilah: No? I think Iām more interested in body neutrality but I just have no idea what to say to what you said, so Iām choosing to say nothing. I donāt even HAVE monstergram, Jabari does and I get the highlights from him occasionally. Unless you post a LOT about your follower count, I have no way of knowing. Bigger like what? Modeling? Best friend not guard dog, but okay. I donāt mind being the only person with the correct opinion of him.
Fatima: Here's a tip for next time you want to say nothing -- actually say *nothing*. You should really download the app, Kami, instead of depending on Jabari to try and guess at what's important. You'd also be able to keep track of my follower count and career as an influencer which obviously is as entertaining as it gets. Modeling would be great. I've been trying to get a deal with Fangty Beauty and I'm sure I will any day now. You're so stubborn when it comes to him. I don't get how you deal with it tbh. You could be so much more popular without your extra appendage.