SIR? I…SIR?
UNDER THE GODDAMN TABLE?
Well then lemme just tie my hair and put myself to good use Dr. Zayne because WTFFFF
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@kamisatomay018
SIR? I…SIR?
UNDER THE GODDAMN TABLE?
Well then lemme just tie my hair and put myself to good use Dr. Zayne because WTFFFF
My man be making me cry at 5 fucking am😭😭
HE JUST BIT HER FINGER??? Abjdfoshbekdld
WHAT OF MY SANITY DR. ZAYNE??
I AM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS HELLO????
Making him love Carrots
Zayne x nonMC female reader (Indian!)
Fluff, fluff and even more fluff! Married domestic life, with playful banter and lots of love
Plot: Zayne hates carrots. He’d rather starve than eat them. But you are his beautiful, headstrong and stubborn Indian wife, and you have just the idea to make him love carrots~
Tags: @reawakened-goddess
GUYS HEAR ME OUT I JUST HAD A THOUGHT!
So we all know how much zayne HATES carrots and would rather starve than eat them
But imagine zayne with an Indian girlfriend/wife (yes very self indulgent) who decides to make it her life’s mission to make him like carrots. And she has an idea.
GAJAR KA HALWA!! (Carrot halwa, which is an Indian dessert made from carrot, sugar, dry fruits and much more and is DELICIOUS)
And then Zayne is very suspicious because he’s never seen carrots look this way or be SWEET, but because he has a sweet tooth and loves his wife so much, he very very reluctantly gives it a try.
And then his eyes go wide because WHAT IS THIS SORCERY? How can carrots taste this good?
And from then on the only way he will ever eat carrots is if his beloved wife makes him gajar ka halwa and she is so triumphant.
I THINK IM COOKING SHOULD I TURN THIS INTO A FULL FIC??
Why does Zayne hate me so much
I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN HIS MYTH COMPANION😭😭😭
I LOST MY 50/50 TO XAVIER AND SBHAKDNFRIEOEJWKEK
I’m literally 39 pulls away from 150 pulls AND THERES ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT AAAAAAAAA😭😭😭
Someone please pray for me send me luck PLEASE😭😭
GUYS HELP😭😭😭
MY GAME ISNT STARTING WHAT DO I DOOOO
It refuses to move past the connecting to Internet part, and then they’re like oh you’ve been away from the game for too long, reconnecting
I RESTARTED MY IPAD TOO AND MY INTERNET IS FINE
Help I’m TERRIFIED MY GAMEEE😭
Edit: FINALLY FUCKING HELL ITS WORKING AGAIN I WAS SO SCARED I MISSED MY HUBBY ZAYNE SO MUCH AJDKFNRKEOE😭
OKAY here comes the God of annihilation breakdown and theories! My thoughts are very scattered and I’m writing this at 12 am so please bear with me, I’ll try my best to make sense! And also if i miss any details or you guys know something i don’t PLEASE tell me!!
Alright so SPOILER WARNING FOR GOA, read ahead only if you are prepared for that!!
Okay now that i have (temporarily) stopped crying
MY BRAIN IS SO FULL OF THEORIES PEOPLEE THIS GOA MYTH WAS CRAZY
TOMORROW IM GOING ON A RANT (I will put spoiler alerts so beware) AND I WANT ALL MY FELLOW SMART JASMINES TO CONTRIBUTE AND TELL ME MORE IN CASE I DONT KNOW!!
……So i just finished the story of God of Annihilation (i got one card one more to go)
Am i crying? Absofuckinglutely. Is my heart broken? Disgustingly so.
Infold wtaf man. I’m not going to spoil anything but Zayne girlies. Prepare yourselves.
ZAYNE SOBS. HE. SOBS. IT AINT JUST ONE TEAR. ITS FULL BLOWN CRYING. THE ANGST IS SO BAD.
No one talk to me for the next five business days now.
Okay I’m so confused and annoyed rn
So I did the companion trial for God of Annihilation and tell me why there isn’t another special attack for him like the ones that Rafayel and Xavier have?
Where Rafayel goes “Surrender everything to me”
ZAYNE DOESNT HAVE ONE
Hello infold EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THIS??? If anyone has explanations or answers please tell me I’m a Zayne main in crisis😭
Edit: it does exist guys now i have to figure out HOW TO KEEP TRIGGERING IT
Infold…..
Infold when I catch you infold…
Oh….oh is this why Zayne always wants to freeze time to preserve the moment when he’s with her..?
His evol being Ice hits so much harder now I’m gonna sob.
And if the ice was actually her power that she gave to him..? IM GONNA UGLY CRY😭😭
“Feel this and remember what I’m giving you”
SIRRRRRRR?? SORRY GOD???????
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT??????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m about to do unspeakable things to this man.
Public be damned.