I Am Perfectly Happy in the Cave

He/Him

[kantonianthomas]

I am Thomas, he/him. I am an incredibly powerful psychic who lives with @licensed2faint

In exchange for room and board, I act as an early alarm system, as I am able to tell when somebody is sneaking onto preserve grounds, or check the minds of new guests to make sure they truly mean no harm.

I am Kantonian by technicality, but do not have much experience socializing outside of the guests Laser brings to the ranch. As such, I may not be able to reminisce about traditional Kantonian things. My apologies.

I do not have any pokemon of my own, but as I live on a preserve, I am in contact with a great many of them.

pelipper mail is ON, but musharna mail and magic anons are not!

this blog is run by @tigirl-and-co

Thomas likes his privacy, so he's not telling you everything about himself. However, harass him enough or gain his trust and he just might tell you more...

and feel free to explore difficult or darker topics in asks! I'm not afraid of playing it more realistic or upsetting!

[wishmaker-astra]

Alright, regular reminder:

Person≠human

Human≠person

These are unrelated concepts

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I'm supposed to be reasonable with my money. 15 hoppip plushies is reasonable

[gotta-pet-em-all]

what manner of emotions do you have that fifteen hoppip plushies are needed to support them

[licensed2faint]

yes but only if they're all different hoppip plushies. otherwise 2-3 is enough for redundancy

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHAT IF YOU DESTROY THEM?

[licensed2faint]

It'd be a waste of money, but you'd still probably only need 5 or so for redundancy. there's wayyyy cheaper things to destroy though

[son-of-a-dragon]

DESTROY MONEY INSTEAD!

[licensed2faint]

I like what you're putting down, my guy. You've got some real ideas rattling around in that brain of yours

[son-of-a-dragon]

YOU LIKE TO BREAK EVERYTHING?

[licensed2faint]

Sometimes! I've got a lot of energy, and if I don't have anything positive to focus it on it can go a little haywire.

thankfully i have acres and acres of land to go crazy on lol

[son-of-a-dragon]

DO YOU LIVE IN A PLATEAU?

[licensed2faint]

Nope, valley in a mountain range!

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHY?

[licensed2faint]

So all my pokemon could have room to run around :3 it also deters poachers and stuff

[son-of-a-dragon]

YOU CAN LIVE IN CAVES! IT'S SAFE IN CAVES!

[licensed2faint]

@kantonianthomas lives in a cave on my property! he prefers it apparently

[son-of-a-dragon]

YES!

[kantonianthomas]

It's far enough away from the house that I don't have to actively work on blocking out anybody's thoughts, for the most part.

[son-of-a-dragon]

DO YOU EAT HIKERS?

[kantonianthomas]

I- what? no. I merely keep them off the property. Typically i use mental deterrents, but sometimes i do have to use force.

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I'm supposed to be reasonable with my money. 15 hoppip plushies is reasonable

[gotta-pet-em-all]

what manner of emotions do you have that fifteen hoppip plushies are needed to support them

[licensed2faint]

yes but only if they're all different hoppip plushies. otherwise 2-3 is enough for redundancy

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHAT IF YOU DESTROY THEM?

[licensed2faint]

It'd be a waste of money, but you'd still probably only need 5 or so for redundancy. there's wayyyy cheaper things to destroy though

[son-of-a-dragon]

DESTROY MONEY INSTEAD!

[licensed2faint]

I like what you're putting down, my guy. You've got some real ideas rattling around in that brain of yours

[son-of-a-dragon]

YOU LIKE TO BREAK EVERYTHING?

[licensed2faint]

Sometimes! I've got a lot of energy, and if I don't have anything positive to focus it on it can go a little haywire.

thankfully i have acres and acres of land to go crazy on lol

[son-of-a-dragon]

DO YOU LIVE IN A PLATEAU?

[licensed2faint]

Nope, valley in a mountain range!

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHY?

[licensed2faint]

So all my pokemon could have room to run around :3 it also deters poachers and stuff

[son-of-a-dragon]

YOU CAN LIVE IN CAVES! IT'S SAFE IN CAVES!

[licensed2faint]

@kantonianthomas lives in a cave on my property! he prefers it apparently

[son-of-a-dragon]

YES!

[kantonianthomas]

It's far enough away from the house that I don't have to actively work on blocking out anybody's thoughts, for the most part.

[licensed2faint]

I have the distinct feeling that something fucking stupid is going to happen soon

[kantonianthomas]

Joy.

[little-safehouse]

Encourage it and make sure it happens never stop the grind set 100%#determinationgrindset

[licensed2faint]

Listen. There's no stopping the stupid fucking bullshit that happens to us. I can encourage it, I can cry about it, whatever. it'll happen anyway.

But I guess I can't be too mad, huh? I'm some of that stupid fucking bullshit that happens. And so is Thomas.

[kantonianthomas]

Not the kindest way I've ever been spoken about, but quite frankly it's not the worst, either.

[licensed2faint]

I have the distinct feeling that something fucking stupid is going to happen soon

[kantonianthomas]

Joy.

[untitled45493]

stop having psychic powers

I dont. think I can.

[kantonianthomas]

I can corroborate - it doesn't work like that

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

Hi! I am representing the secondary Kalosian gym league for this survey! Have you considered starting a berry farm?

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Ooh, that seems like a good use of extra greenhouse space...

[gotta-pet-em-all]

don't have the space for it, however i've been involved in a community initiative to go around watering and harvesting a lot of the wild berry plants so that fresh fruit is more easily available and college students act as better stewards of their environment

[kantonianthomas]

I have a small one, mostly to augment my teas.

[missmarzi]

Ah... does anyone have any advice for how to reduce a stubborn psychic-type pokémon's screentime...?

I let my dear Meowstic have a little tablet, as a treat and for mental stimulation while I am busy, and now she tries to use Psyshock every time I attempt to take it away. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)

[kantonianthomas]

You have to provide alternate enrichment - perhaps an offer of playtime, or a sightseeing walk?

[kantonianthomas]

Silver is baking me a cake, which I am very excited for. He's quite good in the kitchen

[kantonianthomas]

It is my birthday today.

[wishmaker-astra]

Happy birthday

[kantonianthomas]

Thank you.

[kantonianthomas]

It is my birthday today.

[licensed2faint]

i'm in a reverse zubatman situation - i want all my friends to have a plan for how to take me down if i turn evil

[kantonianthomas]

You say concerning things at a high frequency, but this one feels unique somehow. Are you okay? should I come into the house?

[silphs-least-paid]

Aaaaannnnnnd the child learned teleport its time to go on a baby hunt

[kantonianthomas]

If it's the first time, it should be nearby. Try checking the nearby trees.

[silphs-least-paid]

@kantonianthomas

Hello, and welcome to Rotomblr. Truly it is a great place to vent frustrations.

Why thank you. I figure since most of his other It employees tend to make some extra cash on here through exchanges i may as well shoot my shot. Speaking off i need to check something about a certian teams activities. unovas always a hellish place to navigate

[kantonianthomas]

Oh joy, team activity. Truly one of my least favourite things on this planet.

[silphs-least-paid]

Truely. Hope they leave me alone long enough to finish off the badges here. Nice to get a warm greeting in the least on here. ^^ you seem nice.

[kantonianthomas]

Ah, I appreciate the compliment. I am trying to be more personable these days. You seem rather charming, yourself.

[silphs-least-paid]

@kantonianthomas

Hello, and welcome to Rotomblr. Truly it is a great place to vent frustrations.

Why thank you. I figure since most of his other It employees tend to make some extra cash on here through exchanges i may as well shoot my shot. Speaking off i need to check something about a certian teams activities. unovas always a hellish place to navigate

[kantonianthomas]

Oh joy, team activity. Truly one of my least favourite things on this planet.

[kantonianthomas]

What the fuck is going on with Laser