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{ txt —— sexiest unni } YEAH YOU ARE BUT IM 160 { txt —— sexiest unni } IM THE SHORT ONE { txt —— sexiest unni } tf is u thinkiiiin quurl
[ txt: sweetheart. ] the hell [ txt: sweetheart. ] u clearly said [ txt: sweetheart. ] 'us dwarves' [ txt: sweetheart. ] im outta hurr [ txt: sweetheart. ] u taek a ride home wit someone else idc
[sms: thats tru… ugh ;/ wait—] [sms: oh my god sorry i didnt even check the number this is— i’m minji orz]
[ txt: unknown. ] lol well done [ txt: unknown. ] imma go eat now so-- [ txt: unknown. ] ......ye
{ txt —— sexiest unni } :c YOU { txt —— sexiest unni } YOU BRING MUCH TEARS { txt —— sexiest unni } UPON US THE DWARVES
[ txt: sweetheart. ] OMFG FUQ U [ txt: sweetheart. ] IM FUCKIN 168!!!!!!11! [ txt: sweetheart. ] #kthxbye
glitzji replied to your post “[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying...”
[sms: nah because apparently its 'illegal' or however they wanna call it idk :///]
[ txt: unknown. ] lol i guess??? [ txt: unknown. ] they shit tons tho
{ txt —— sexiest unni } what are YOU SAYING!! { txt —— sexiest unni } I DONT EVE THROW UP { txt —— sexiest unni } YOU’RE THE DRUNK ONE! {txt —— sexiest unni } fORREAL!!11
[ txt: sweetheart. ] FUQ U BRUH [ txt: sweetheart. ] IM OUTTA HURR [ txt: sweetheart. ] U GON DO DAT SHIET ALON!!!!11!
[text]:I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
[ txt: unknown ] what the fuck—[ txt: unknown ] anal???[ txt: unknown ] im bye
chrvstn:
{ txt —— sexiest unni } I AM { txt —— sexiest unni } NOT DRINKING!!! { txt —— sexiest unni } & NOT CLEANING YOUR VOMIT
[ txt: sweetheart. ] EX- [ txt: sweetheart. ] FUCKING- [ txt: sweetheart. ] CUSE [ txt: sweetheart. ] ME??? [ txt: sweetheart. ] I SAID YOU CLEAN UP YOUR OWN SHIT!!!!!11!1
[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[ txt: unknown ] what[ txt: unknown ] ……………[ txt: unknown ] you didn’t actually make the purchase[ txt: unknown ] right?
Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]
[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain..
[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
{ inspired by the intricate details of l a c e , she'll become the designer to look out for; just you w a i t a n d s e e . }
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The anger that shows within the female’s expression causes him to frown; clearly, he didn’t do anything wrong, nor destroying the place up into a total mess. All he did was dancing, and dancing is all he ever do. He heaved out a sigh, bending down to put away his phone and speakers, shoving them hastily into his bag, slinging it behind his back.
❝ First and foremost, how would I know that it’s your exhibition? But sadly, it’s not going to be your art exhibition now that it’s going to be taken down is it? Should I replace it with a sculpture of me over the corner, then? Who are you to command me anyways. ❞
He scoffed out, his footsteps following the female’s, his feet in halt as he stopped at the mannequin that was on display for few weeks, yet there’s no trace of dusts around it. He eyed the mannequin from head to toe, a sly grin curving against his face.
❝ Can I touch it? ❞
She perfectly understood the fact that the male's passion for dancing was possibly as much as her love for fashion. However, it wasn't like she would've started painting on the floor of an exhibition; it was rude. Yet, the male's reaction to her statement ignited her flaming passion for ignorance, knowing that he simply didn't understand just how important it was to her. ❝ Are you stupid? This is still a hall where people display their work for others to appreciate, not for someone to randomly fling their limbs around everywhere and ruin some of these pieces! ❞ He'd made her bitter, and the fact that he was already so close to something so precious to her made her want to rip his organs out. Her eyes widened out of utter shock, instantly slapping the other on his shoulder before exploding at him. Goddamn, was he trouble. ❝ You must be a fucking idiot to think that I'd let you. The answer is no, and simply because that one is already going to be sold for three hundred thousand won. Not bad for a college kid, huh? ❞
minuoir replied to your post:I swear, the new tumblr text post layout thing is...
[ Fcking same— it froze on me while I was trying to edit everything. Lol ]
[ I swear, this whole attempt at trying to make things 'simpler' is just making life hard for rpers. Fucking hell.
suhjun:
“Why do you sound so surprised? Or were you expecting me to be honest? Nah, come on better a ridiculous excuse than admitting that I’m in a position that doesn’t put me at the top of my game. Besides, my English has gotten a lot better which is the only good thing that came out from having been forced to attend extra lessons.”
For someone who claims to be a dishonest person, he’s surprisingly sincere in this very moment which he relates to the fact that they don’t need to impress each other having both gone through nearly the same. It was odd that the people who used to be competitors all the time back in the day were so similiar without them even knowing it at first. ”You’re a fashion student, Jacqueline. Get your creative brain cells working and figure out a plan. There surely are a couple of good-looking guys in your course; I think that alone would annoy them. Their little baby girl doing what she wants, you know.”
❝ Well hey, I'm the one who's been working alongside foreigners so far, so I'm pretty sure that my English skills are still better than yours. So just admit it; you're jealous! ❞
Letting out an anxious chuckle, she shakes her head upon hearing his suggestion; of course there were more than just 'a couple', but the real question seemed to be rather more of if she would be of their taste. After all, the fashion industry relied heavily on appearance.
❝ You don't think I know that already?! I see god knows how many males when I'm in the elevators, and yes-- they're quite godly in appearance. But seriously, do I look like the type that they'd actually go for? I'm quite a mess when I'm at work, heh. ❞
I swear, the new tumblr text post layout thing is pissing me off so hard. FUCKING HELL, STOP MESSING UP MY TEXT POSTS.
I SWEAR I'M GETTING TO REPLIES! I'll try my best to get to all of them by the end of the week-- promise. Sorry for the extremely long delay.
