[kapitan-hurma]

Something hilarious happened the other day.

I met a person who was cosplaying Vergil from DMC3. I actually have a Dante DMC3 cosplay, so I suggested we take some pics together. One thing led to another, and I mentioned that I love both characters equally and see them as two halves of a whole. To which they replied, 'Yeah, except I absolutely HATE their ship, makes me want to gouge my eyes out, how can people even ship them??'

And there’s me, a shipper, just sitting there blank-faced and absolutely losing it

[itspusspeepers]

The Emperor is busy. Come back later.

[wehavekookies]

Gentle creatures.

[jessicahiden]

the witcher 3 + screenshots of despair

[kapitan-hurma]

How about some DMC3 Dante cosplay?

I’m still so hyped about this photoshoot. So why not share it here?

(the torso is fake :))

📸 by eva_davidova_photo (instagram)

[featherlight143]

Have you actually been attracted to a fictional character?

Real people are disgusting

Yes

No

What the fuck are you talking about?

Voting ended onJun 21

I just learned that people actually felt attraction to fictional characters. I can’t possibly see how that could even work. Please tell me if this is true for you.

[kapitan-hurma]

Actually, this is the only type of attraction I can feel lmao. And yeah, real people are disgusting 😂

[kapitan-hurma]

Nobody’s gonna get me, but Katy Perry’s 'E.T.' is such a pure Eredin/Emhyr vibe.

[kapitan-hurma]

Something weird just came to my mind 😅

18th-19th century Ukrainian AU, where Emhyr is the village pastor and chief clergyman with absolute power over the entire village. Geralt is a local peasant-hermit, possibly a former cossack mystic, who doesn’t attend church, making him the target of the whole village’s scorn. Surprisingly, the pastor’s daughter prefers the company of this exact hermit; she rebels against her father’s patriarchal rules and refuses to read prayers from dawn till dusk. Geralt tells her about herbs, the subtleties of hunting wild beasts and cossack legends, even teaches her how to handle a sword. And when Emhyr finds out about this, there will be hell to pay for the entire village (but especially for Geralt, of course).

[wintercearig12]

More of the Witcher character portrayals featured in Alain T. Puysségur’s Le Sorceleur Codex. In order: Pavetta, Calanthe, Nenneke and Visenna.

[kingofreddragons]

Happy Father’s Day

[wintercearig12]

I thought I would share some of the Witcher character portrayals featured in Alain T. Puysségur’s Le Sorceleur Codex. In order: Emhyr, Cahir, Borch Three Jackdaws, Eredin and Vilgefortz. Probably should have started with Geralt and Co., but where's the fun in that.

[queenofyumcha]

Geralt on the verge of heatstroke in nilfgaard and yet still grinding lazily against emhyr send tweet

[onlymagpie]

[drenched-in-sunlight]

pov: you did not ask for Witcher Mamma Mia! AU, but i do it anyway

[that-lost-one]

This is thE BEST THING IVE SEEN TODAY

[krnberg]

I made some portrait paintings of my favourite Nilfgaardians☀️

My precious baby owl Stefan, the despicable Ardal,

... and our beloved emperor 🫶

[bittersweetbark]

The Witcher moral conundrums discussed with the Trolley Problem

Everyone loves the Trolley Problem, so this here is Emhyr's situation: not even the biblical atrocity of "kill your child because you think a supernatural thing said so" but "only" kinda "torture your child and yourself or the whole world dies". Who would not consider it. I'd say most people would DO it.

Well, Emhyr didn't. He couldn't. He said "well then we'll all die I guess", and left.

And this is Blaviken.

And Geralt indeed did what we all see as the actual solution to the trolley problem: stop the fucking trolley.

He didn't kill Renfri because she was "born evil" (which was bullshit) but because he had to stop her from going to kill off village kids one by one. Just because using Geralt as a weapon and Blaviken as pressure sounded better to her than waiting a bit longer to get to Stregobor another way.

[kapitan-hurma]

Started making Emhyr’s belt. It’s not that hard although I need to piece two belts together to achieve that kind of length.

The next stop is the Nilfgaardian flag, which I plan on hand-making as well 🫡