Kap Lake

[kaplake]

@alexiscsmythe: i somehow ended up at the pound and I found a dog I want. I mean I NEED. Someone tell me no

@kaplake: I say yes 😬

[kaplake]

TEXT MESSAGE 📲 KAP & WREN

WREN: idk man prolly like a few days, 2 weeks max

WREN: should i /hypothetically/ message eli?

WREN: but why are you overthinking everything? context bruv

KAP: shit. idk if i have 2 weeks before training starts. you never know when theyre going to drug test you for football.

KAP: i mean, my sister could get stash and i could exchange you for just one edible. i could use the poppy seed excuse?

KAP: im just worried bout sophomore year at osu, football, school, bulking up even more, figuring out my classes and wondering if i should get a degree at the same time as pursuing football or not.

[kaplake]

TEXT MESSAGE 📲 KAP & WREN

KAP: don't laugh when i ask you this, ok

KAP: but if i was to hypothetically ask you to get edibles for me, how long would it take for it to leave my system if im drug tested?

KAP: i feel like i need to chill cause i'm overthinking everything?

[kaplake]

Text|| Kap 🥰

Alexis: most unrealistic show ever lol. Well my parents pay for my apartment out here, but I mean we can figure something out!

KAP: my scholarship pays for me to have one of the new suites in Torres or Lincoln as a sophomore they said today, but they're pretty basic. they don't have real closets so i knew that would be a no from you and my sneaker collection.

KAP: but i also don't want to stress you out, babe. I can live with the other WR crew if you think that during school we should have different places?

[kaplake]

Text|| Kap 🥰

KAP: i dont want to go back to school. i wish life was like phineas and ferb. summer never ends.

KAP: what are we gonna do up at OSU? you wanna live together there? im almost done my workout but thats all thats on my mind.

[kaplake]

why do you think you’ll make the NFL when every remotely athletic guy in lima also wants to make it in the NFL?

This may be a shocker to some, but I’m not just ‘remotely’ athletic or your average joe trying to make it to the big leagues, I’m already in them. I started, as a true freshman for the Ohio State. At WR. I learned what position best suits me, from a young age I told my parents this is my dream and they’ve made sure I’ve had all the help in making this reality. I work out at least twice a day. I’m dedicated and always have been. Always will be. I broke records at McKinley for yards ran, touchdowns scored, and even when it came to sprints since I did track in the off season during high school to be the best. Failure isn’t an option and I have a personal trainer alongside coaches and an amazing staff at OSU that helps me every step of the way with this process. I’m on tv Saturday’s, scoring touch downs and staying true to my word and what I set out to do when I fell in love with the game. This isn’t some pipe dream, I’m going to be in the NFL.

[kaplake]

how /did/ your family get all their money?

Isn’t this kind of like, a shit question to ask somebody? I’m not disrespectful or anything, so I’m just gonna say my dad has worked hard. His entire life. When he was my age, he thought he wanted to be in the army, so he enlisted. His parents own a lot of successful businesses in Hawaii and still do. My dad met someone from Lima in basic training and he told him he had a dream about making this area better some day, some way. So when that man passed tragically, my dad and my mom decided to relocate here and open new stores, franchises, grind day and night to have strip malls, purchase lots to create developments around Lima and just kept expanding their empire. They got into apartment complexes, condo’s, redoing as much as Ohio as they could and still continue to. Working hard is in our blood and my parents have done so their entire lives, same with my grandparents and I will continue to do the same to carry on the Lake name. My plan is the NFL, but I’m still going to make changes, invest and build wherever I’m drafted and make an impact along with a difference wherever I land. Hopefully one day my dad will actually allow me to take care of him and my mom so they can retire, but us Lake’s are pretty hard headed so I dunno if that’ll ever happen haha. Alexis might be able to convince them somehow, someway.

[kaplake]

you're way too hot for alexis

Have you seen her? She’s perfect #nokap

[kaplake]

what are some specific things u like about alexis? aren't u tired of the same pussy?

How could I ever get sick of this? When you’re with the person you love, it just hits different and you don’t want anyone else. Specific things that I like about her? I love her drive and determination, how smart she is, how she supports me with football and took the time to learn the sport since it means everything to me. She watches the NFL alongside me on Sundays after being at my games on Saturdays. My girl loves what I do, she loves to show how much I am her world just as much as she is mine. Our families are one, she fit’s in with all my siblings and I work hard to have a brothership with hers. Alexis has a lot of sides to her that no one gets to see and I’m glad she has some sides that are just reserved for me. We live together and we never go to bed angry. Like we talk until we fall asleep if somethings up. And we still spice shit up, we’re our best selves and push one another, we’re each other’s motivation and know that regardless of anything that comes in our way, we’re going to push through it all. She’s so much more than you don’t get to always know about and I’m good with that. Don’t disrespect her or that butt cause it’s mine.

[limamuckraker]

HELLO LIMA LOSERS!

i’m sure all of you are wondering just where your beloved muckraker is today and to that i have one simple answer. it’s not coming! after much deliberation, i’ve come to the conclusion that weekly releases of the muckraker have just become too difficult for my perfect hands to craft and publish at the rate that i am! so instead, i will now be posting the muckraker every other week. besides, i think i’d like to build a little more anticipation for when i do drop the hottest gossip. 

that being said, with a new bi-weekly system of the muckraker being posted, in addition to doing the typical work of answering your questions and racking up your tips, honesty hours and the posting of ask memes will occur in the weeks without the muckraker. 

so, now that that’s cleared up, anyone who’s interested in participating in lima’s first ever honesty hour please reblog this post.

x JBI JR.

p.s: for those who don’t know what honesty hour is, it’s free game on any and all who reblog this post! go into their askbox and harass them with those burning questions i know we all have. all i will say is be sure to reblog this post today if you are looking to participate! good luck, and be sure to be brutal everyone!

[kaplake]

𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞   ➝        kap 🌊

nik: yo man, you free??

nik: i'm craving a burger 🍔 from that burger joint we went to last month

nik: feel like going for a car ride??

KAP: aye mate

KAP: lets hit up the town, you in LA? i been so out of it with figuring out my schedule for football & osu

KAP: my pops rented me a car here in LA since you gotta be 25 to, so we could hit up multiple burger places to taste who got the best ones

[kaplake]

@kaplake: anyone down for grabbing food?

[kjapaland]

KJ Apa via Alex Fine’s Instagram stories (07/21/20)

[kaplake]

LA WORKOUT ✔️. Who rollin out tonight? HMU

[kjapaland]

KJ Apa via Alex Fine’s Instagram stories (07/22/20)

[kaplake]

Progress #thegrinddontstop #TTP

[kaplake]

my heart goes crazy when i think about how i get to love this girl forever. and then at the same time, it still doesn’t feel like that’s long enough.

[kaplake]

Text|| Kap 🥰

Alexis: if I can even make it to the window. The whole town seems to be here!

KAP: you know i only like quesadillas, chips & guac & frozen drinks. taco bell ain't my fav thing in this world, so maybe this is a sign for you to go somewhere else

[holygirlsdiary]

♪ Every night I'll kiss you, you'll say in my ear, oh we're in love, aren't we?

Hands in your hair, fingers and thumbs, baby.

I feel safe when you're holding me near

Love the way that you conquer your fear

You know hearts don't break around here

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

[kaplake]

@alexiscsmythe​