have a look into my madness.

[pukicho]

scrolled long enough on the 2016 dashboard i stumbled upon this

SCROLL BACK UP

[kaptain-chaos]

This is the tumbler equivalent of a celebritys old racist tweets becoming public knowledge.

[kaptain-chaos]

Do we all consider "anonymous" as this, weak, fragile little whiney, bratty thing, that is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest thing ever. It is always this thing that can be as smart, strong, stupid, or weak as the plot demands it. They are either this void of stupidity to suck you into the pit of confusion or beacon of knowledge to pull you out of the void of stupidity.

Or is that just me?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*waddles up to u & with great focus and care lovingly places a single shiny pebble at your feet with my beak*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop--stop eating the pebble. tumblr NO. tumblr drop it. drop the goddam pebble istg

[kaptain-chaos]

I wasn't going to eat it, because it's a rock. But now I'm going to, to spite God and you.

[kaptain-chaos]

Tumbler is like Luigi!

They did nothing and they won

[kaptain-chaos]

So, I think I fucked up?

I gave an (already powerful) player in my dnd campaign...

The contained soul of Unicron from TFP (Transformers Prime). In like the 8th session of the campaign.

I gave them 5 rerolls so he doesn't become controlled by Unicron like a puppet.

On his 5th roll, he got 87, I gave him the threshold of 75.

[writing-prompt-s]

Your uncle says to you "I'm the one who got your parents together. It was a hard dungeon raid and-". Your father interrupts "I HAD TO PERFORM SO MANY HEALINGS ON THIS MAN THAT I AM ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THE GODDESS! THAT'S HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!"

[kaptain-chaos]

"OH! That, is, the funniest thing, anyone has ever told me." My mother pokes her head in the room "what is it?" She asked with a hint of annoyance in her voice. My father turns to her and says "nothing, I was just telling the story of how we met." My mother sighs with relief in her voice "oh thank my dad. I didn't want to have to revive your brother for the 47th time."

[kaptain-chaos]

This is a conversation I had in my DND discord yesterday.

Would you press the button?

What prompted this button question?

I was watching a PMseymourva video and saw a similar would you press the button question, but instead of what I said, it was "99% chance at a million dolla, but 1% chance of becoming a girl."

[kaptain-chaos]

(Ailien discovers what tumbler is?)

H:[using tumbler]

A: Human, what is that app?

H: It's tumbler.

A: I'm gonna assume Tumblr is one of these social media apps, you humans have?

H: Yeah, and there's a joke that it's one of the most If not THE most chaotic social media site we have.

A: Well, it can't be that bad.

H: Wana bet on it?

[30 minutes later.]

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!

H: I win.

[kaptain-chaos]

OK, you can stop booping me now...

[kaptain-chaos]

Hey what's your opinion of ppl asking themselves stuff anonymously just to make it look like their more popular?

Its either schizophrenic/lonely/desperate for attention/ or depressive behavior.

[pukicho]

You're like if drywall was a person

Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?

[pukicho]

[kaptain-chaos]

I'm sorry wtf did someone call pukicho?

[writing-prompt-s]

"Name the game," commanded the Grim Reaper. The response? "Okay, the game's called 'Find-a-game-in-which-I-can-beat-Death' I get one try per game and my losing condition is if I give up. Deal?"

[kaptain-chaos]

He says "No." "Shit!" I blurt out in anger. "What about DnD, lose condition, the players doing so much shit that makes me angery I make a new rule to make them stop." I ask. Grim pondered the response, "Deal, I'll grab some friends" "OH NO NEED! I already have a friend group that we can play with that will give you an advantage."

[writing-prompt-s]

You have survived the rapture for 4 years killing anyone to survive but one day you find God caged in an abandoned church

[kaptain-chaos]

I let him out and ask him wtf is happening?

(I got a writing prompt for you in the form of God explaining what happened.)

[writing-prompt-s]

Most immortals become the angsty “everyone I have ever loved is gone” kind of immortal. You, on the other hand, instead took it upon yourself to be a loving presence to entire generations of your chosen family, because they are descended from someone you once loved long ago.

[kaptain-chaos]

I emass enough people to get the US presidency.

[writing-prompt-s]

In a world dominated by magic, a metallic cube lies covered in moss. Those devoid of magic are known as “Nons” and are slaves to the gifted. The hand of a Non touches the cube, and for the first time in 10,000 years, the heart of a long forgotten machine god churns once more.

[kaptain-chaos]

"Uh oh. I think I woke up Unicron"

[writing-prompt-s]

One of the largest conditions humanity had for joining the intergalactic council was the implementation of some organization called 'OSHA'

[kaptain-chaos]

The US is the only one that wants to join but the rest of the world don't and that was the start of world war 3.

[writing-prompt-s]

You are an immortal. You angered a bard so badly that he epicly roasted you back. After a thousand years, even after the bard's name was forgotten, his words are still among the people. Everyone knows you as the moron.

[kaptain-chaos]

I pull a grinch and hide inside a mountain.

[writing-prompt-s]

When the villain demanded that you submit or be destroyed you just apathetically shrugged and braced yourself for death. You were surprised when the villain did not kill you and instead offered you a nice, comfortable room and an appointment with their personal therapist.

[kaptain-chaos]

I severely thank them and ask if I can be their new right hand man.