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ITS THE LAST MUNDAY OF 2012!

this mun gives you permission to ask them any and all questions!

((Logging off this account and going back to Damien. I'll probably log back on to this blog with my iPod. Laters~))

#OOC

((Ok, playlist is officially done! :D))

#OOC

ghostly-engineer started following you

"ATTEEEEN-TION! Greetings, soldier!" Kaptain Kritrawket shouts as s/he gives a salute. S/he then pauses a moment, then says in a slightly quieter tone, "Um... Engineer, I mean."

#A NEW FOLLOWER APPEARS

((Not many songs are better live than their original versions, but "Honour 2003" by VNV Nation is one of the few and the proud. I can get past the lead singer's random shouts because the sheer awesomeness.

The live version is going straight on Kaptain's playlist.))

#OOC

tf2memes

FOR SCIENCE

THAT’S RIGHT, SCIENCE.

You guys wanna help out a TF2 Bro? I have been informed that Someone is conducting a Survey About TF2 for SCIENCE. Be a pal and help out! It’s only 4 questions, and they’re not even DIFFICULT. IT’S SO EASY A SOLDIER COULD DO IT.

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((Done and done!!! Come on guys, it’s FOUR little questions! Let’s all pitch in and help out a fella!!!))

kaptainkritrawket

((Done, done, and done. Let's do this! :D))

#OOC #TF2 stuff

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Gay does not mean interested in you.

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Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you. Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you. Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.” Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’. Asexual doesn’t mean “slut-shaming prude who wants everyone to stop having sex ever.”

Get over yourself.

((KAPTAIN KRITRAWKET HEADCANON #1))

((Despite their being a Swedish metal band that mostly do music about events in World War II Europe, Sabaton is officially Kaptain Kritrawket's ass-kicking music.))

#Kaptain Kritrawket Facts

((Oh my gaaaawd, this playlist I'm working on is OFF. THE. HOOK.))

((Sorry, Damien's playlist that I've neglected to remove before now, but teh Kaptain needs some badass theme music. :D

Oh yeah... lots of Hammerfall and Sabaton. Particularly the warrior/military-themed stuff.))

#OOC

BEST QUESTIONS EVER.

Led Zeppelin: 4 turn ons

The Doors: 2 places you'd like to visit

Pink Floyd: What are some things that make you sad?

The Rolling Stones: What's better, a fling/one night stand or serious relationship?

Jimi Hendrix: Name 8 things that make you happy

The Runaways: Would you say you are self confident?

Metallica: Do you have any special talents?

The Ramones: Do you have any pets?

Simon & Garfunkel: What song(s) help you get through the day?

The Beatles: Are you a flirt?

The Mamas & The Papas: Define yourself in 5 words

Blondie: Are you a virgin?

Nirvana: Are you an artistic/creative person?

David Bowie: Are you a follower or a leader?

Red Hot Chili Peppers: Have you been to any concerts? Which ones?

Iron Maiden: Would you say you have a "sexy" figure?

Guns N Roses: Do you do drugs?

Motörhead: Are you a totally badass motherfucker?

Pat Benatar: Ever been in love?

The Who: 2 of your favorite foods and 2 of the foods you hate

Pantera: Did you ever get into a fist fight?

The Moody Blues: What's your favorite genre of music?

Journey: What's your favorite band?

Genesis: Do you genuinely care about others, even strangers?

AC/DC: Name 7 things people do that piss you off

Paul Anka: Are you a romantic person?

The Kinks: 3 of your favorite blogs

Suzi Quatro: What do you look like right now?

Motley Crue: What are your favorite brands? (Define your sense of style)

Neil Young: Do you play any instruments?

Rainbow: What's better, day or night?

Joan Jett: Sexual orientation?

The Misfits: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

Janis Joplin: In your opinion, what was the greatest time or era for music?

Deep Purple: 3 of your greatest fears

The Tragically Hip: 6 things you want to accomplish

Aerosmith: Favorite celebrity? Least favorite?

Johnny Cash: Are you a religious person?

The White Stripes: Are you close with your family?

#((I dare someone to ask Motorhead. xD))#Krit!mun is a fuckwit

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

#IC Interest

"AS YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER, I DEMAND AN END TO THIS UNGODLY THING YOU CALL 'FOOD PORN'! YOU ARE STARTING TO MAKE ME HUNGRY!"

Kaptain Kritrawket rubs hir stomach and walks to the base's kitchen to get something to eat.

#Krit being a fuckwit

wanderin-aussie started following you

Kaptain Kritrawket looks up from the book s/he's reading - currently, and for the millionth time, Art of War by Sun Tzu - and s/he immediately stands up, drops it, and gives the Sniper a salute.

"GOOD DAY TO YOU, SNIPER!" s/he bellows. Krit then bends down and picks up the book, saying in a rather gruff-sounding voice, "Not to worry. You didn't interrupt anything. I know exactly where I left off."

It sounds almost as if s/he's trying to hide the femininity in hir voice.

#Krit's random encounters #A NEW FOLLOWER APPEARS

((Oh hey guys. It's been forever since I used this account. Anyway, don't mind me. I'm making some changes.))

#Damien/Krit!mun speaks