Midnight Memories

I'm Karen Scott, bitch. If you don't know my name, there is obviously something wrong with you. But either way, love me or hate me...idgaf. Peasants be flockin. xoxo

[jacethemanhuxtable-blog]

..No, it’s the male dominated society we’re living in.

[karenscott-bby]

I was close!

[bruce-baker]

There wouldn’t be a funeral. I want to be cremated. 

[karenscott-bby]

I'll steal your body and throw it in a lake so you can't be cremated until some kid finds your body in like 40 years

[liars--pretty--liars]

[karenscott-bby]

Cuz Ima Star

[jacethemanhuxtable-blog]

I have this playlist stuck on repeat and I think I can now down take down the male patriarchy. 

[jacethemanhuxtable-blog]

[karenscott-bby]

The male what? Is that a fancy word for dick?

[bruce-baker]

If I died, I wouldn’t be sticking around. 

[karenscott-bby]

Fine! Then I won't go to your funeral!

[mrclarkevans-blog]

That’s only because mom thought buzzcut was a good idea but once I took over my hair decisions I was the pretty friend too. Uh, hot people get raped so it’s worse. I mean, I normally wouldn’t mind if a hot guy made a move but I’m in a relationship now, so I’d have to say no and things would get ugly. I could never pee in public. I don’t even use urinals. He’s still in high school. 

[karenscott-bby]

Thank god you took over. Hot Clark is the only Clark I ever want to know. Hot people are skinny and in shape and can run, so they don't get raped.People wear diapers on New Years and I just can't even with the grossness of it. Fuck high school. Make him drop out. Don't leave me.

[bruce-baker]

What if you end up pregnant? That would be bad and ruin everything for you. Sorry, I had a lot going on. 

[karenscott-bby]

We don't use the P word. You could have died and I would have still excepted your ghost to stick around till you saw me to tell you it as hell with out me, before it passed on. So I'm going to be hurt for a little while longer.

[mrclarkevans-blog]

Because I’m a guy so I need Fassy’s dick more than you. You can still play with it, though. Hey! We’re both the pretty friend. You know, New York isn’t that great. A lot of people say it stinks and there’s a lot of crime. I’m happy here. What if I’m not happy there? What if Bruce leaves me? 

[karenscott-bby]

Fine...Yeah but I was the first pretty friend. Crime doesn't happen to hot people like us. And you get used to the smell, but that's mostly just near times square because people pee in the streets there I think. Then bring him with you and be happy with me in NYC

[bruce-baker]

You should still be safe, rather than sorry, you know. You should, it could perk someone’s interest. I didn’t fall into depression. Sorry to disappoint you. 

[karenscott-bby]

I know, but I've never really been a plan it out type girl. I'm more live in the moment and fuck the rest kinda girl. It should perk everyone's interest. I'm hurt. And a little mad.

[mrclarkevans-blog]

I have Nicki’s ass and Fassy’s dick, then you can have Bey’s boobs. Well, we were supposed to move after graduation so that’s in the works. Yay New York, right? Though I’m not sure if I still want to go. 

[karenscott-bby]

Why do you get better assets then me! Is it because I'm the pretty friend? New York is amazing and makes everything in life a million times better! I basically had lunch with Kendall Jenner the other day. How great is that! Nope. Nope. Nope

[bruce-baker]

Are you still against using condoms? You should post it on Facebook and maybe someone will throw a party for you. Hey, welcome back. 

[karenscott-bby]

Depends on the sitch really, and the place cause if it's in a nice bed I don't need no condom ruining anything. Maybe I should...Aw Thank you? How much did you miss me? Did you fall into a state of depression?

[mrclarkevans-blog]

Wait, what? Are you saying I do not have an ass like Nicki Minaj? Today my neighbor was outside and I literally yelled at them ‘Them bitches thirsty. I’m Hungarian.’ They looked so confused. It was hilarious. 

[karenscott-bby]

If you have Nicki's ass, then I have Bey's boobs. You're neighbors don't deserve to live next to you if they didn't know what that was from. You might need to move.

[mrclarkevans-blog]

We should throw an Iggy Azalea themed party. Although, if I’m being honest with you… I’ve been kinda in a Nicki Minaj mood lately. Especially after that glorious *** Flawless remix. 

[karenscott-bby]

We would all have to wear butt implants either way. But I know right! It's perfection, like that should illegal.

[bruce-baker]

Congratulations on not having an STD. Good luck on finding a party, it’s been dead around here. 

[karenscott-bby]

Thank you! I'm like 98% certain I got with that kid from We're the Millers, and I then I heard a rumor he had herpes so I got scared. That's because I haven't been home and no one had any reason to celebrate. Poor Tree Hill. But anyway, hey Bruce!

[karenscott-bby]

First things first I'm the realest, second thing is I haven't gotten any STD's, and third I need to dance the burger I just ate off so someone throw a party. Plus I'm home so...

[mrclarkevans-blog]

I’m going to look so cute at prom.

[karenscott-bby]

Are you wearing prada too?

[blazeitbentley]

So many movies about falling in love.

[blazeitbentley]

I don’t want to have a polite conversation with someone who threatened to have me beaten up and calls me names. You’re a bully, and I’m not really that fond of bullies.

[karenscott-bby]

I'm not a bully, I'm a bitch. There is a difference. You're the one who called me ugly...well you called me ugly in my language, which is average in yours, but whatever. So I'm allowed to stick up for myself, and that's not bullying from my point of view anyway.