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Name's Clark Evans. I'm nineteen years young. I like Broadway, penguins and guys. In that exact order. BRUCE BAKER IS A JERK Future Broadway Star ★

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[bruce-baker]

I do not. And there’s nothing wrong with cuddling. What if we have a project together and end up falling asleep in the same bed? We can’t help but cuddle. I would move far away so you have no idea where I am and if you do, that will be stalking and I won’t approve of it. I can’t. See, this is you being childish. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

There is a lot wrong with cuddling someone who isn't your boyfriend. You're never sharing a bed with Edwin again, especially if I'm not here to put a stop to it. You can help but cuddle. Keep your arms away from his anorexic ass. I would be famous enough to hire a private detective to find you. Why not? A lot of people drop out. This is me being stubborn, there's a difference. 

[bruce-baker]

I don’t. I rarely let them cloud my judgement. I just know how you can be from experience. If something were to happen between us and we ended up breaking up. I would be able to find someone else to be happy with and you won’t be able to destroy it. Good. I can’t go to New York, Clark. Don’t tell me to shut up, you don’t. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

You totally let them cloud your judgement. It's why I need to keep you away from them while I'm gone. I don't want Edwin coming in here to cuddle because he knows you like to cuddle and I won't be around to do it. No, you wouldn't. I would ruin your future friendships and you'd never date again. Accept it. You can't or you don't want to? Shut up, shut up, shut up. I do. 

[bruce-baker]

Does that mean I’m ignorant and don’t understand you sometimes, then? I find you difficult sometimes. I don’t, really. It’s just from experience. You shouldn’t do that. If I found someone to be happy with, you shouldn’t make them miserable. That’s a terrible thing to do. No, you shouldn’t. I still love having sex with you. We just have it more than we do cuddling and sometimes I would rather cuddle instead of having sex. I do love and enjoy it, though. You an be. Because I need to finish high school. You don’t. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

Like I said, you let people cloud your judgement so you act ignorant sometimes but I don't think you're ignorant or you wouldn't be with me. No, that's not how it works. You're not allowed to be happy if it affects me negatively in any way. We can have a cuddle week. We'll cuddle every night this week. But I don't want to leave you here. I do, shut up.

[bruce-baker]

If I asked anyone that, they would say you were always complicated and difficult to deal with… besides Karen. She wouldn’t say that. You wouldn’t be able to ruin their lives. Yes, they’re sleeping. I don’t mind it, but I like cuddling you more. We’re always having sex, cuddling is nice. You can act a little childish from time to time, babe. I can’t drop out of school. You don’t, nice try. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

That's because they're ignorant and don't understand me. Karen is smart enough to understand me and so are you, but sometimes you let these awful people cloud your judgement. Wouldn't I? I wouldn't leave them alone until they were miserable. I don't know if I should be offended or not that you like cuddling me more than you like having sex with me. Isn't it too early for that? We're not supposed to not love sex more than anything until we're married. Maybe we should get kinky. I'm never childish. Why not? I'll be your sugar daddy. I do. A lot more. 

[bruce-baker]

You drive me crazy when you’re being complicated and extremely difficult to deal with. I don’t know, there could be better ones out there, somewhere. Are you coming over? No… not really. I enjoy cuddling. I don’t always want that kind of loving. You act like a kid sometimes. I love you. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

I'm never complicated or difficult to deal with. Ask anyone. They'll tell you what a saint I am. There aren't and if there were I'd probably ruin their lives for stealing you from me. I am coming over to cuddle. Are your parents asleep? I thought guys wanted that kind of loving all the time. I mean, I know I appreciate that kind of loving a lot. I'm a responsible adult, okay? Also, Karen told me to tell you to drop out and come to New York with us. I love you more. 

[bruce-baker]

You have your moments when you drive me crazy. They happen randomly. I’m not doing it. It’s not happening. If you make me do it, I’m going to get a crazy boyfriend in rehab. Cuddling would be nice loving. I would enjoy that a lot. They’re considered kids still. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

You're crazy if you think I drive you crazy. You couldn't get a better boyfriend if you tried. I'm perfection. Oh please, people aren't allowed to date in rehab. We can cuddle tonight. Are you saying you like cuddling better than my on-my-knees loving? Should I step up on my head game? Is it weak? Not really. I stopped being a kid when I turned fourteen. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

bruce-baker: 

You can drive me crazy at times. I’m not going to become a serial killer. I wouldn’t be able to and I would quickly turn myself in for feeling guilty. That’s a different kind of love. He was a teenager. It wasn’t like he was six or something. I’m not a pedo.

When was the last time I drove you crazy? That's sweet. I'd get so famous if you turned yourself in, but then I would miss you too much and people would judge me for staying with you like they judge Rihanna for going back to Chris Brown. What kind of love do you need? Oh. I thought he was six or something. You said kids.  

[jacethemanhuxtable-blog]

I have this playlist stuck on repeat and I think I can now down take down the male patriarchy. 

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[mrclarkevans-blog]

What are you talking about? 

[lynnaspen]

Tonight is so a junk food and marathon type of night. 

[lynnaspen]

[mrclarkevans-blog]

Hail Clark and Karen. 

[karenscott-bby]

Thank god you took over. Hot Clark is the only Clark I ever want to know. Hot people are skinny and in shape and can run, so they don’t get raped.People wear diapers on New Years and I just can’t even with the grossness of it. Fuck high school. Make him drop out. Don’t leave me.

[mrclarkevans-blog]

What if I let myself go after Bruce and I get married? Will you still love me then? That's a good point, but Veronica Mars got raped and she was skinny and in shape. What the fuck? I had no idea. Why can't they just make bathrooms? I'm pretty sure his parents wouldn't allow that. His mother already hates me enough. 

[bruce-baker]

You probably would end up driving me crazy at some point. I didn’t want to pop in a movie and I was just scanning the channels and that was the only thing I found interesting. You should give me more love. He was pretty hot. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

What's that supposed to mean? I'm a lovely person and I would never drive you crazy. You're not allowed to watch those things anymore. I don't want you to snap and become a serial killer or something. I give you love all the time. Didn't I give you love this afternoon? I was on my knees for at least thirty minutes giving you love. They're... kids. I'm trying really hard not to judge you right now. 

[bruce-baker]

I’m not going to rehab for not doing anything. No thank you. I’ll pass on that. It was the only thing on! Yes, I’m not getting enough love, it’s terrible. It’s an interesting show. Just creepy when you hear a kid explain everything. A lot of the crazies are kind of hot though. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

It'd be a PR stunt, Bruce. People would probably say I drove you crazy and Oprah would want to do an interview with me about it. That's no excuse! It also probably wasn't, there's always more than one thing on. I'm gonna start giving you more love. You're gonna get so much love that you won't even want to watch TV anymore. You'll be spending your alone time staring out of your window and thinking of me. ... Did you just say the killer kids are kinda hot? 

[karenscott-bby]

Fine…Yeah but I was the first pretty friend. Crime doesn’t happen to hot people like us. And you get used to the smell, but that’s mostly just near times square because people pee in the streets there I think. Then bring him with you and be happy with me in NYC

[mrclarkevans-blog]

That's only because mom thought buzzcut was a good idea but once I took over my hair decisions I was the pretty friend too. Uh, hot people get raped so it's worse. I mean, I normally wouldn't mind if a hot guy made a move but I'm in a relationship now, so I'd have to say no and things would get ugly. I could never pee in public. I don't even use urinals. He's still in high school. 

[bruce-baker]

I’m not going crazy. It’s even worse because they have a little kid being the narrator. It’s creepy. It’s on Lifetime, actually. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

You could at least pretend, then you'd go to rehab for a month and come back fine. What the fuck? Why were you watching that? Are you not getting enough love? And people should sue lifetime. It's supposed to be a channel for bored housewives, not psychos. 

[karenscott-bby]

Why do you get better assets then me! Is it because I’m the pretty friend? New York is amazing and makes everything in life a million times better! I basically had lunch with Kendall Jenner the other day. How great is that! Nope. Nope. Nope

[mrclarkevans-blog]

Because I'm a guy so I need Fassy's dick more than you. You can still play with it, though. Hey! We're both the pretty friend. You know, New York isn't that great. A lot of people say it stinks and there's a lot of crime. I'm happy here. What if I'm not happy there? What if Bruce leaves me?