Double B Baker

Bruce Baker, movie addict, film, photography and art lover I'm the youngest of three and I have two amazing parents. I'm a sophomore and that's about it.

[mrclarkevans-blog]

You totally let them cloud your judgement. It’s why I need to keep you away from them while I’m gone. I don’t want Edwin coming in here to cuddle because he knows you like to cuddle and I won’t be around to do it. No, you wouldn’t. I would ruin your future friendships and you’d never date again. Accept it. You can’t or you don’t want to? Shut up, shut up, shut up. I do. 

[bruce-baker]

I do not. And there's nothing wrong with cuddling. What if we have a project together and end up falling asleep in the same bed? We can't help but cuddle. I would move far away so you have no idea where I am and if you do, that will be stalking and I won't approve of it. I can't. See, this is you being childish. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

Like I said, you let people cloud your judgement so you act ignorant sometimes but I don’t think you’re ignorant or you wouldn’t be with me. No, that’s not how it works. You’re not allowed to be happy if it affects me negatively in any way. We can have a cuddle week. We’ll cuddle every night this week. But I don’t want to leave you here. I do, shut up.

[bruce-baker]

I don't. I rarely let them cloud my judgement. I just know how you can be from experience. If something were to happen between us and we ended up breaking up. I would be able to find someone else to be happy with and you won't be able to destroy it. Good. I can't go to New York, Clark. Don't tell me to shut up, you don't. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

That’s because they’re ignorant and don’t understand me. Karen is smart enough to understand me and so are you, but sometimes you let these awful people cloud your judgement. Wouldn’t I? I wouldn’t leave them alone until they were miserable. I don’t know if I should be offended or not that you like cuddling me more than you like having sex with me. Isn’t it too early for that? We’re not supposed to not love sex more than anything until we’re married. Maybe we should get kinky. I’m never childish. Why not? I’ll be your sugar daddy. I do. A lot more. 

[bruce-baker]

Does that mean I'm ignorant and don't understand you sometimes, then? I find you difficult sometimes. I don't, really. It's just from experience. You shouldn't do that. If I found someone to be happy with, you shouldn't make them miserable. That's a terrible thing to do. No, you shouldn't. I still love having sex with you. We just have it more than we do cuddling and sometimes I would rather cuddle instead of having sex. I do love and enjoy it, though. You an be. Because I need to finish high school. You don't. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

I’m never complicated or difficult to deal with. Ask anyone. They’ll tell you what a saint I am. There aren’t and if there were I’d probably ruin their lives for stealing you from me. I am coming over to cuddle. Are your parents asleep? I thought guys wanted that kind of loving all the time. I mean, I know I appreciate that kind of loving a lot. I’m a responsible adult, okay? Also, Karen told me to tell you to drop out and come to New York with us. I love you more. 

[bruce-baker]

If I asked anyone that, they would say you were always complicated and difficult to deal with... besides Karen. She wouldn't say that. You wouldn't be able to ruin their lives. Yes, they're sleeping. I don't mind it, but I like cuddling you more. We're always having sex, cuddling is nice. You can act a little childish from time to time, babe. I can't drop out of school. You don't, nice try. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

You’re crazy if you think I drive you crazy. You couldn’t get a better boyfriend if you tried. I’m perfection. Oh please, people aren’t allowed to date in rehab. We can cuddle tonight. Are you saying you like cuddling better than my on-my-knees loving? Should I step up on my head game? Is it weak? Not really. I stopped being a kid when I turned fourteen. 

[bruce-baker]

You drive me crazy when you're being complicated and extremely difficult to deal with. I don't know, there could be better ones out there, somewhere. Are you coming over? No... not really. I enjoy cuddling. I don't always want that kind of loving. You act like a kid sometimes. I love you. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

When was the last time I drove you crazy? That’s sweet. I’d get so famous if you turned yourself in, but then I would miss you too much and people would judge me for staying with you like they judge Rihanna for going back to Chris Brown. What kind of love do you need? Oh. I thought he was six or something. You said kids.  

[bruce-baker]

You have your moments when you drive me crazy. They happen randomly. I'm not doing it. It's not happening. If you make me do it, I'm going to get a crazy boyfriend in rehab. Cuddling would be nice loving. I would enjoy that a lot. They're considered kids still. 

[karenscott-bby]

I’ll steal your body and throw it in a lake so you can’t be cremated until some kid finds your body in like 40 years

[bruce-baker]

Rude. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

What’s that supposed to mean? I’m a lovely person and I would never drive you crazy. You’re not allowed to watch those things anymore. I don’t want you to snap and become a serial killer or something. I give you love all the time. Didn’t I give you love this afternoon? I was on my knees for at least thirty minutes giving you love. They’re… kids. I’m trying really hard not to judge you right now. 

[bruce-baker]

You can drive me crazy at times. I'm not going to become a serial killer. I wouldn't be able to and I would quickly turn myself in for feeling guilty. That's a different kind of love. He was a teenager. It wasn't like he was six or something. I'm not a pedo.

[edwin-cameraboy-scott-blog]

No, but dance with me and be a hippie/

[bruce-baker]

I'll die if I dance on the roof. 

[karenscott-bby]

Fine! Then I won’t go to your funeral!

[bruce-baker]

There wouldn't be a funeral. I want to be cremated. 

[jacethemanhuxtable-blog]

I have this playlist stuck on repeat and I think I can now down take down the male patriarchy. 

[jacethemanhuxtable-blog]

[bruce-baker]

Do I want to ask?

[mrclarkevans-blog]

It’d be a PR stunt, Bruce. People would probably say I drove you crazy and Oprah would want to do an interview with me about it. That’s no excuse! It also probably wasn’t, there’s always more than one thing on. I’m gonna start giving you more love. You’re gonna get so much love that you won’t even want to watch TV anymore. You’ll be spending your alone time staring out of your window and thinking of me. … Did you just say the killer kids are kinda hot? 

[bruce-baker]

You probably would end up driving me crazy at some point. I didn't want to pop in a movie and I was just scanning the channels and that was the only thing I found interesting. You should give me more love. He was pretty hot. 

[karenscott-bby]

We don’t use the P word. You could have died and I would have still excepted your ghost to stick around till you saw me to tell you it as hell with out me, before it passed on. So I’m going to be hurt for a little while longer.

[bruce-baker]

If I died, I wouldn't be sticking around. 

[karenscott-bby]

I know, but I’ve never really been a plan it out type girl. I’m more live in the moment and fuck the rest kinda girl. It should perk everyone’s interest. I’m hurt. And a little mad.

[bruce-baker]

What if you end up pregnant? That would be bad and ruin everything for you. Sorry, I had a lot going on. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

You could at least pretend, then you’d go to rehab for a month and come back fine. What the fuck? Why were you watching that? Are you not getting enough love? And people should sue lifetime. It’s supposed to be a channel for bored housewives, not psychos. 

[bruce-baker]

I'm not going to rehab for not doing anything. No thank you. I'll pass on that. It was the only thing on! Yes, I'm not getting enough love, it's terrible. It's an interesting show. Just creepy when you hear a kid explain everything. A lot of the crazies are kind of hot though. 

[mrclarkevans-blog]

Not true. If Jay-Z went crazy Bey would get a lot of attention. I’m going to pretend you don’t watch a fucked up show like that for the sake of our friendship. I’m asking your dad to cancel that Investigation Discovery channel. 

[bruce-baker]

I'm not going crazy. It's even worse because they have a little kid being the narrator. It's creepy. It's on Lifetime, actually. 

[karenscott-bby]

Depends on the sitch really, and the place cause if it’s in a nice bed I don’t need no condom ruining anything. Maybe I should…Aw Thank you? How much did you miss me? Did you fall into a state of depression?

[bruce-baker]

You should still be safe, rather than sorry, you know. You should, it could perk someone's interest. I didn't fall into depression. Sorry to disappoint you.