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dcliah:

karissabatcs:

"You’ll be missing the very best Facebook friend you have ever had and don’t you even try to deny it!” She playfully stuck her tongue out at the other. “Yes, yes you did. Jerk. If you wore a hate backwards, I wouldn’t even know the difference between a fuckboy and you.” Deliah just shook her head at the other. “Death’s just not something to joke about, y’know? It’s a serious matter. Right…” Except when a certain car doesn’t stop…

"Okay fine i'll be missing ONE of my best facebook friends, I said one of not THE." she teased mocking how she stuck her tongue out. "Fine I did, no shame. - Give me a hat and we'll see about that, I may just have to text you in a fuck boy style. " Karissa sighed hearing the slight lecture. "Alright, sorry, the coffee brings out my dark humor."

#c:deliah

dcliah:

karissabatcs:

"If you don’t I just might have to –” Kill her? Those words were about to slip out of her mouth. But no, she couldn’t let that happen. Even if it was meant to be a joke. “ – unfriend you on Facebook.” Much better – and much worse. “Delilah? Rude, we both know my name is way better. You could have fooled me,” she teased her before the smile slowly disappear. “Right. That’s hilarious. Car. Hitting. Yup.” Very smooth, Deliah. She cleared her throat. “Anyways, that’s something we shouldn’t be hoping for.”

" Damn . Unfriend me?? They'll make quite a dent in my 1,000 friends." she sarcastically added. "Oh? Did I say Delilah? I'm insulted do I really act like an immature fuckboy?" Karissa asked raising a brow. "Jeez, you're really against joking about death, don't worry most cars sadly stop since they don't want to be sued."

#c:deliah #karissa's just y cant she take a death joke

beatrcx-blog

“okay, but LISTEN. it is neither sad nor pathetic that i spent the past two hours arguing with someone online about how lion king two is clearly the only direct to video disney squeal worth a damn. in fact i think that’s a perfect use of free time!!” she then blinked, her eyes wandering over to her side before she made a bit of a wincing face. “wait, you’re not the person i was talking a minute ago are you?? oops!! a bit late to ask then, but are you a fan of disney??”

karissabatcs-blog

"Duh, not like I suffer through disney marathons with you for ZERO reason, Mys."

#c:mya #-reunited and it feels so gooooooddd-

calleonjefferscn:

‘ trust me i will have a very DISGUSTED expression on my face if you fucking do that, so don’t. ‘

"HEY, you're the one telling me i'm eating rat skin and shit. -Is that a DARE ?"

#c:calleon #do they just live to disgust each other?

‘ do i look like i’m fucking joking to you? you’re a sick individual karissa, eating rat’s skin everyday,jesus christ. ‘

"No, you know I can't tell you always got that stupid fuckin' serious expression on your face. -Oh shut the hell up, you're going to make me ACTUALLY vomit."

#karissa;_triggered-#vomit mention #idk #c:calleon

dcliah:

karissabatcs:

"People don’t like liars if they find out that they are liar. As long as you don’t tell anyone about my little white lie than I should be in the clear,” she teased her – leaning back in her chair. “Oh come on! Free booze? Really? College is definitely not suppose to be only free booze and what not.” Deliah may be more than definitely be taking it seriously but it was her career on the line – no one elses. “I’m tempted – really I am. But I’m not sure I can continue spending an eternity in college. Even I need a break.”

"And who says i'm going to keep your dirty little secret?" Karissa teased a smirk upon her lip as she rolled her eyes as the girl didn't seek out her sarcasm. "I was kidding, Delilah , i'm not a fratboy. - It's college the only break we get is the parties and maybe the chance a car will hit us as we cross."

#c:delilah

“I don’t blame you. Doctor or lawyer?”

"Doctor, but I often find myself wondering if it's worth it. ."

#c:brooks

paiisley:

“you know that’s not a GOOD thing, right?”

"I don't considerate it a BAD thing either."

#c:paisley

#(out of yass)

“That’s fair — I’ll give it to you. Nope, I finished school when I was 20, never doing that again. Work just kicks my ass. Yours is worse though, at least I’m getting paid while I die.”

"Yeah, a home cooked meal interests me more than actual Channing Tatum at this point. Well damn, you're lucky I got 3 more years of this crap and then i'm off to more."

#c:brooks

dcliah:

karissabatcs:

"Wimp out? Me? Never.” That statement was hardly true but Deliah wouldn’t call it ‘wimp out’. More like she’s avoiding to do something that is just no good. “As much as I would love that release, I’m really looking forward to getting beyond homework and move on to a different work load! Sorry Karissa but you are so on your own.”

"Oh come on, 'never'? No one likes a liar, D. " she joked drinking the last sip of her coffee before sitting it down. "Jeez, such a nerd, I thought people just attended college for the freeze booze but here you are taking it all serious. " Karissa sarcastically added with a roll of her eyes. "But then again becoming an actual doctor would be a big "fuck you" to all this debt."

#omg okay idk what hapened to my text but its all small #c:deliah

“It’s so pointless preaching to people about being healthy, I don’t see why people dedicate their lives to doing so. Of course there’s going to be food. I was actually thinking about making a cheesecake.”

"My point exactly, like at this rate it'll take a miracle for me to switch my unhealthy ways. Like I said count me the hell in. Ooh yes, cheesecake is the absolute. best ."

#c:frankie

!!

#I'll do replies after dinner and my history exam I'm practically a hungry #Zombie rn so doing replies wouldn't be wise rn #(out of YASS )

dcliah:

karissabatcs:

“Oh you know it’s my specialty,” she joked with the other. But honestly, it wasn’t just Karissa. Deliah couldn’t help trying to get the upper hand on any and all situations that were far out of her control. “I would totally say I’ll do it but I like the idea of not having my heart under attack. I say fuck it and reach the limit with me anyways! Who knows – maybe we’ll just have a terrible crash instead.”

"Oh but of course. she laughed. "Don't wimp out on me now, Delilah." Karissa whined, "don't think of it as your heart being under attacked, but more of a way to get to the sweet release of not drowning under loads of homework on the daily. "

#c:delilah

“A bunch of naked firefighters is a burning image? I mean — depending on the guy, it’s not that bad. It’s only because I drink insane amounts of coffee, that’s why.”

"If you're about as interested in guys as you are politics, then yes. Is that so? School killing you from the inside out too?"

#c:brooks

‘ i can’t believe you still eat that crap, you do realize they make noodles of rat’s skin right? ‘

"Well that crap is all I can afford, - wait, you're not serious right? Calleon now me that you're fucking joking. "

#karissa is shook #c:calleon #oh lawd lets hope this isnt fuck up #omg i saved text again #look at me go

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