Ma

You're cute 🌙

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

[xemeterydr]

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

your so smart

[xemeterydr]

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Are you mad at me

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[costis]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

ok maybe this movie will legit be a masterpiece

[jakemorph]

[judgejudyofficial]

[valtsv]

sorry i'm getting beheaded can i call you back

[solarsyrup]

[funnytwittertweets]

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[sosuperawesome]

Armor Dresses // Chotronette on Etsy

[thatdisasterauthor]

This TiKTok 1000000% does not go where you would expect.

[chongoblog]

[1995lahaine]

like you guys have no idea. i need to thank her for her service

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[thewayistare]

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

Aslo This:

[candiikismet]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[isitahairbrush]

He drinks his respect women juice

[funnytwittertweets]

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i don’t have much in common with the penguin

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[funnytwittertweets]