"That could be anyone's sword"

Ask/RP blog for Dave Strider|| Mod blog: @fallentheartist || Icon: @softmushie

[dave-on-air]

Boxers or tighty whiteys

TG: i mean seriously. why must it always be one or the other. see this is why governments can never get anything done. its always one or the other with you people. gog. 

[dave-on-air]

how’s the mayor doing?

[dave-on-air]

not dead

the artist running this dope ass blog plays too many video games

this is just pure laziness

im sorry you epic people

[dave-on-air]

Yo, Strider. Question, do you and/or Karkat do really cheesy couple things for each other? For example, making the other breakfast in bed for no reason?

TG: that smile on my face is simply because i love my wife. it is not because i am enjoying this shit pile called a film. stop jumping to conclusions

[softmushie]

i wanted to contribute this even though this has been done. a million fucking times already.

[dave-on-air]

TG: dayum those are some sexy men. I especially love the one with the horns. hes fucking stunning.

[dave-on-air]

TG: my wife is the only one who sent me an ask and that's some disappointing shit my dudes

[softmushie]

Happy wriggling day, Karkat!

[dave-on-air]

TG: my eyes are singing. karkat you smexy beast, happy birth-wriggling-day

[karkat-on-air]

What does a typical grocery shopping adventure look like for you?

CG: SO THERE’S THAT.

(( @jade-on-air @dave-on-air @terezi-on-air @j-ohn-air @nepeta-on-air @vriska-on-air ))

[dave-on-air]

TG: i still havent forgiven vriska for her brutal slaughter of potential can town citizens

[dave-on-air]

HEY, STRIDER. DID YOU STEAL MY LAST PAIR OF UNDERWEAR AGAIN? ((karkat/karkat-on-air))

TG: first of all this so called underwear is serving me as a wonderful hatthis changes its function from underwear to a hattherefori did not steal your underweari stole your hat

[dave-on-air]

TG: im going to regret this