play it cool

so you know that final scene of 2001 a space odyssey where keir dullea is in that room and then suddenly theres a giant baby staring at earth thats pretty much what my life has been like for a while but hi im dave

[sleepbby]

sometimes I just wish I could microwave my brain a lil… see how it does then

[karkatphobe]

@neonoirs im just your olive delivery boy why are you so rude

[karkatphobe]

@neonoirs

[karkatphobe]

@neonoirs

[neonoirs]

I HATE MINIONS! THEIR ABERRANT SILHOUETTES ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME QUEASY! THEY ARE A REGRESSED LIFE FORM THAT GOD DECIDED TO TOSS EVEN FURTHER INTO DEEPEST FISSURE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND! BUT LIKE COCKROACHES SURVIVING IN A NUCLEAR WASTELAND, THEY NOT ONLY GROW AND ADAPT, BUT THEY BECOME UNKILLABLE. THEY TO USE THEIR MUTATED SAFFRON ARMS TO CRAWL THEIR WAY THROUGH ANY CALAMITY. I HATE MINIONS! AND I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT THEY TERRIFY ME. AND IF THEY DON’T TERRIFY YOU, THEN YOU’RE A FOOL. IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!!!!!!

[karkatphobe]

@neonoirs but you said you were you said thats not why youre jealous implying there is a reason why youre jealous

[karkatphobe]

@neonoirs then why are you jealous

[karkatphobe]

karkats jealous that i have minion figurines and he doesnt but little does he know that whats mine is also his

[karkatphobe]

so what if i told you five days ago i got into a bidding war on ebay.com for a listing that could be described as a delicious little collection of minion figurines and won what if i told you the shipping was projected to take three to five business days and what if i told you they arrived at my doorstep this tender morn packaged lovingly with tight tape and fervent cardboard and what if i told you it took me about eight hours to get it open and the figurines are all significantly larger than i anticipated them to be and now i have two bakers dozens worth of two inch tall minion figurines strewn about on the floor of my kitchen

[neonoirs]

???????????????????????? MENTAL ILLNESS IS SICKENING GET A LIFE.

[karkatphobe]

jealous that i have little minion figurines and you dont arent you

[karkatphobe]

so what if i told you five days ago i got into a bidding war on ebay.com for a listing that could be described as a delicious little collection of minion figurines and won what if i told you the shipping was projected to take three to five business days and what if i told you they arrived at my doorstep this tender morn packaged lovingly with tight tape and fervent cardboard and what if i told you it took me about eight hours to get it open and the figurines are all significantly larger than i anticipated them to be and now i have two bakers dozens worth of two inch tall minion figurines strewn about on the floor of my kitchen

[neonoirs]

@karkatphobe IN HOMAGE TO YOU, WHO WANTS TO FUCK DRU. I MADE THIS MYSELF.

[neonoirs]

WHY DID YOU REBLOG THIS. I DIDN’T MAKE THIS VIDEO. THAT WASN’T ME.

[karkatphobe]

hey guys look at this video karkat made

[neonoirs]

@karkatphobe IN HOMAGE TO YOU, WHO WANTS TO FUCK DRU. I MADE THIS MYSELF.

[karkatphobe]

@c0rse what could possibly be more important to me than gru? fuckin mr charles entertainment cheese and his emporium of sentient pizzas apparently thats what my dream was about

[karkatphobe]

if i dont dream about gru tonight after watching him and his adventures for like twenty hours im gonna start questioning the commonly accepted theories of dreams bro

[neonoirs]

I HATE MINIONS! THEIR ABERRANT SILHOUETTES ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME QUEASY! THEY ARE A REGRESSED LIFE FORM THAT GOD DECIDED TO TOSS EVEN FURTHER INTO DEEPEST FISSURE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND! BUT LIKE COCKROACHES SURVIVING IN A NUCLEAR WASTELAND, THEY NOT ONLY GROW AND ADAPT, BUT THEY BECOME UNKILLABLE. THEY TO USE THEIR MUTATED SAFFRON ARMS TO CRAWL THEIR WAY THROUGH ANY CALAMITY. I HATE MINIONS! AND I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT THEY TERRIFY ME. AND IF THEY DON’T TERRIFY YOU, THEN YOU’RE A FOOL. IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!!!!!!

[karkatphobe]

@sneakers2church wait karkat still likes glee i thought he said the reason why he was watching it when i caught him doing that was because of some people on this website hey karkat @neonoirs do you still like glee

[karkatphobe]

karkat likes minions dont let him tell you he doesnt hes just embarrassd