IT IS I, KARKAT, YOUR AMAZING MEOW-BEAST GOD

YES, BOW TO ME, AND MAYBE GIVE ME TREATS AND A PET THAT WOULD BE NICE. {hello, this is an independent cat!karkat blog. always open for asks and rp! all art is mine unless i say otherwise. thanks for the visit!}

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Reminder that I am going to Missouri and probably won’t be on all week. Love you all!! <3

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OH YEAH

im going to missouri for a week, and im leaving tomorrow. considering we’re going to lake of the ozarks and amost everything we do will be at the lake, i doubt ill have much time for tumblr.

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IS THIS REAL LIFE???

[lilyrighter]

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

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YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

[inboxideas]

Send me a ◘ to hear what my character is saying about yours behind your back

good or bad

[karkatthekitty-blog]

(WAIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN F NOT A D DAMMIT PHONE-)

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It had 6etter n9t 6e true!!!!

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OK FINE BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE ALTHOUGH IN ALL HONESTY I CANT SAY WHETHER IT IS TRUE OR NOT SO THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO IS HOPE IT’S NOT TRUE

[candy6l99ded6reeder]

Whines.

Whines a l9t.

[karkatthekitty-blog]

... ARE YOU DUCKING DONE YET

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JEGUS CALM DOWN YOURE FINE

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N9 I am n9t fine and I d9n’t think I ever will 6e again

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OK FINE WHATEVER BUT YOU KNOW EVEN IF IT IS TRUE IT JUST MEANS OTHERS SEE YOU AS DESIRABLE THAT’S NOT ALL THAT BAD RIGHT

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That is n9t alright I am n9t t9 6e fantasized a69ut 

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WELL I DOUBT ITS TRUE ANYWAYS SO I GUESS YOURE SAFE

[candy6l99ded6reeder]

It had 6etter n9t 6e true!!!!

[karkatthekitty-blog]

OK FINE BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE ALTHOUGH IN ALL HONESTY I CANT SAY WHETHER IT IS TRUE OR NOT SO THE ONLY THING WE CAN DO IS HOPE IT'S NOT TRUE

[candy6l99ded6reeder]

[karkatthekitty-blog]

JEGUS CALM DOWN YOURE FINE

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N9 I am n9t fine and I d9n’t think I ever will 6e again

[karkatthekitty-blog]

OK FINE WHATEVER BUT YOU KNOW EVEN IF IT IS TRUE IT JUST MEANS OTHERS SEE YOU AS DESIRABLE THAT’S NOT ALL THAT BAD RIGHT

[candy6l99ded6reeder]

That is n9t alright I am n9t t9 6e fantasized a69ut 

[karkatthekitty-blog]

WELL I DOUBT ITS TRUE ANYWAYS SO I GUESS YOURE SAFE

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JEGUS CALM DOWN YOURE FINE

[candy6l99ded6reeder]

N9 I am n9t fine and I d9n’t think I ever will 6e again

[karkatthekitty-blog]

OK FINE WHATEVER BUT YOU KNOW EVEN IF IT IS TRUE IT JUST MEANS OTHERS SEE YOU AS DESIRABLE THAT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD RIGHT

[karkatthekitty-blog]

Ghostlyheiress started following you

UH HI FEFERI, ARADIA THANKS FOR THE FOLLOW I GUESS *swishes his tail*

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karkatthekitty replied to your post “I d9n’t understand why y9u all are liking that p9st is that an actual…”

KANKRI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

D9 pe9ple think a69ut me pref9rming 9ral sex 9n...

[karkatthekitty-blog]

JEGUS CALM DOWN YOURE FINE

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karkatthekitty replied to your post “I d9n’t understand why y9u all are liking that p9st is that an actual…”

KANKRI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

D9 pe9ple think a69ut me pref9rming 9ral sex 9n them

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WH- WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING ASK ME THAT OF COURSE I DONT BUT I CAN’T READ MINDS

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Karkat

I am freaking 9ut

I need t9 kn9w this fact

9h my g9d am I s9me9ne’s fantasy

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—

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KANKRI I DONT FUCKING KNOW

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karkatthekitty replied to your post “I d9n’t understand why y9u all are liking that p9st is that an actual…”

KANKRI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

D9 pe9ple think a69ut me pref9rming 9ral sex 9n them

[karkatthekitty-blog]

WH- WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING ASK ME THAT OF COURSE I DONT BUT I CAN'T READ MINDS

[karkatthekitty-blog]

{ok ill sleep now good night all}

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{i am the biggest idiot in the world sometimes wow way to go me}

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[lillithsboxofwtf]

copperfiish:

do-fish-have-fingers:

eridans-a-nazi:

wandsandspiders:

painhime:

lOOK WHAT I FOUND

(…so the  aquarius one is blue„„)

someone draw them all wearing these

KARKAT IS A SASSYPANTS. 

CHOKES

http://i.imgur.com/WpblELN.gif

so i did karkat

bonus: the underwear is over his pants

double bonus: his sweater is tucked into it

anti-bonus: it is not the only piece of clothing he is wearing

[roleplayerscoffeeshop]

I stopped writing “welcome" posts for new followers because more often than not they’re just ignored. It’s very discouraging and makes me feel like I’m not doing something right, and I see no point in putting effort into something if no one is going to respond to it.