WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG.

I ONLY USE THIS SHITASS OINKBEAST'S TROUGH OF A WEBSITE TO ILLUSTRATE MY SUPERIORITY TO YOU FREAKS.

[karkatvantasreal]

HELLO, TUMBLRITES.

I AM NOT A ROLEPLAY BLOG. I AM NOT FICTIONKIN. I AM NOT AN "IRL". I AM NOT A FUCKING HUMAN, SO DON'T EVEN ENTERTAIN THE THOUGHT. I DON'T WANT ANY THINKPAN-NUMBING SHITSLOP IN MY INBOX, SO DON'T FUCKING MESSAGE ME WITH JUVENILE FUCKING HOGSWALLOP BULLSHIT.

I'M KARKAT. 6 SOLAR SWEEPS. BLOOD COLOR IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS SO KEEP YOUR WRIGGLING OLFACTORY ORIFICES OUT OF IT.

DNI: ADULTS. STEVEN UNIVERSE FANS. HAZBIN HOTEL FANS. MINORS. TAYLOR SWIFT FANS. ANTI-KIN BLOGS. BIGOTS. ICP FANS. TROLLS OVER 9 SWEEPS OR UNDER 4 SWEEPS. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE I'M KARKAT VANTAS. KARKAT VANTAS DOUBLES. HOMESTUCK FANS. XBOX OWNERS. CODERS. KINNIES.

RESPECT MY DNI, SHITWITS.

[karkatvantasreal]

i’m sending you an ask

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

FUCK. YOU.

[karkatvantasreal]

WOW. A DEEPLY STAGGERING ACHIEVEMENT! SHOULD WE CALL UP THE PRESIDENT? SHOULD WE INVITE MY "FAMILY" TO CELEBRATE?

(IN CASE YOU COULDN'T READ THE DEEP-SEEDED SARCASM IN MY TONE, I'M OBVIOUSLY FUCKING JOKING. MY "FAMILY" IS ABOUT AS CLOSELY BLOOD-RELATED TO ME AS A FUCKING HORSE. THAT IS TO SAY: NOT AT ALL, IGNORAMUSES. THEY HOUND ME INCESSANTLY LIKE I'M EVER GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A BUNCH OF ANNOYING HIVEMATES WHO DO NOTHING BUT LAZE AROUND IN THEIR OWN FILTH ALL DAY, THE DIRTY HORSESHIT LOAD OF THEM. THEY'RE FOOLHARDY SHIT-FOR-BRAINS IDIOTS AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.)

[karkatvantasreal]

SO THIS HAPPENED.

[karkatvantasreal]

SOMETIMES I TRY TO WRIGGLE OUT OF MY RECUPERACOON BUT THE SLIME BECOMES SENTIENT AND PULLS ME BACK IN. FUCK MY STUPID BAKA FUCKING LIFE. ASSCOCK.

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"HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WITHOUT USING AI, KARKAT?" (YES, PEOPLE IN REAL FUCKING LIFE CALL ME KARKAT BECAUSE THAT'S MY REAL NAME, IDIOTS.)

WELL IT'S ACTUALLY SIMPLE IF YOUR THINKPAN HASN'T MELTED AWAY AND BEEN REPLACED WITH A FRESH STEAMING LOAD OF FECAL MATTER. AT THIS POINT AI WILL BE WIPING PEOPLE'S ASSES FOR THEM IN A FEW YEARS WHEN THEY FORGET HOW TO.

THAT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME THOUGH. YOU ALL MIGHT LAUGH AT ME NOW, BUT WHO'LL BE THE ONE LAUGHING WHEN I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON ALTERNIA WHO KNOWS HOW TO WIPE MY OWN ASS? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.