Karla's Wine

Karla spills wine, not tea

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Hi buddy I hope you are well. Just wanted to say hi and also send a message to @karlaswine if you don't mind. Hey buddy Karla I hope your doing well. Haven't heard from you in a while now. It's ok if you want to take a break but can you please let us know your ok. Love you guys take care. ❤

Message sent buddy @karlaswine

[karlaswine]

I am okay, anon, thanks! And thanks to you too, stuck! Taking a break, so it might be a while before I see any message.

[camrensrealbish]

couples fight and shout at each other but how he justified the whole thing,and the first time he mentioned he yelled at her about something and how SHE felt bad for it and had to comfort HIM.// i’m trying to wrap my head around this because this is so concerning. let’s just imagine this isn’t pr even if it is. this is emotional abuse. if they’re actually together this is a very bad and toxic situation for camila and that man needs help. hearing how she had to comfort him in a situation in which he lashed out at her is so disturbing.

Repeat after me: it's not women's job to heal men's toxic behavior

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Louder for the people in the back 📢📢📢📢

[mentesimploria]

omg guys whats happening  

[mentesimploria]

watch camila release some new shit this month i swear to god this shit is tiring 

[mentesimploria]

@karlaswine​

[karlaswine]

What happened when Camila forgot she wasn’t in her finsta

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Amazon making a deal with Sony for worldwide rights for Cinderella. What does this mean ?

It means that the movie will not go to theaters but will be streamed on Amazon prime. That means that to see Cinderella you will have to pay more money for a subscription than for a cinema ticket.

I don’t like it because streaming subscription are expensive enough for a lot of us. While theaters have promotions and tickets are not that expensive. My question is, what changed? Just the deal of Sony Pictures with Amazon Prime or something else happened? Idk why but I really have a bad feeling about it.

[mentesimploria]

i just knew they were gonna do something like this, just imagine the amount of money they were gonna lose if they released it in theaters. 

@karlaswine​ share your thoughts with us

[karlaswine]

Guys, it’s a matter of market right now. The cinema industry may never come back to what it used to be before the pandemics. It’s a tendency to migrate to streaming platforms. I don’t think this is a plan to fuck them over, but they’re basically going with the market right now.

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Not too sure buddy but probably. I say that because there’s movies in theaters right now so… I don’t think that’s the only reason 🤷🏽‍♀️

[karlaswine]

I mean, it all depends on where you live and it’s still not to the capacity it used to have before the pandemics. Here, cinemas are open with 25% of their full capacity and you can imagine that it’s not enough to cover the production costs. With general rules changing from country to country, it is a better strategy to invest on a streaming platform that is available all around the world.

An example from the market: NFL’s Thursday Night Football has moved to Amazon Prime. Many sports events have moved to streaming platforms as well. So, well, it’s a tendency.

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Amazon making a deal with Sony for worldwide rights for Cinderella. What does this mean ?

It means that the movie will not go to theaters but will be streamed on Amazon prime. That means that to see Cinderella you will have to pay more money for a subscription than for a cinema ticket.

I don’t like it because streaming subscription are expensive enough for a lot of us. While theaters have promotions and tickets are not that expensive. My question is, what changed? Just the deal of Sony Pictures with Amazon Prime or something else happened? Idk why but I really have a bad feeling about it.

[mentesimploria]

i just knew they were gonna do something like this, just imagine the amount of money they were gonna lose if they released it in theaters. 

@karlaswine​ share your thoughts with us

[karlaswine]

Guys, it’s a matter of market right now. The cinema industry may never come back to what it used to be before the pandemics. It’s a tendency to migrate to streaming platforms. I don’t think this is a plan to fuck them over, but they’re basically going with the market right now.

[mentesimploria]

Hi, can you ask karla's wine when is she going to return? We are in MAY 🤔 thanks.

it's tearing me apart, she's slipping away. she's not coming home.

@karlaswine

[karlaswine]

I know what you did last summer

Out on June 31st

[mentesimploria]

@karlaswine when are you gonna tell us your favorite song from the vault// Music anon: I had a feeling it's We Were Happy

@karlaswine someone’s good at reading you.

[karlaswine]

What can I say 🤣

[mentesimploria]

@karlaswine when are you gonna tell us your favorite song from the vault 

[karlaswine]

We were happy

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

@karlaswine can i get your point of view on that whole break in article. I pray it's not true and baby c is fine. But damn them disgusting bastards will go to any length to turn a serious matter and use it as a pr to bring attention mostly to diva. Camila get rid of him and that useless fucking team of yours asap. Never before had she been pep this much. Never before has her privacy and house locations been on full display. And never before was she linked in so much media bullshit and fake shit.

Wrong blog anon but I'm sure @karlaswine will see your ask

[karlaswine]

I don’t think it was PR on this case. I think someone in the police department wanted to make some noise and leaked the story to TMZ. I think the break in happened, but not that they were there necessarily. Someone was, because I don’t think Camila leaves the house empty, but maybe not them.

I go on the line that the thief tried to break in maybe because he thought (or someone told him) that the house would be empty. But that wasn’t the case, so he ran away. It doesn’t seem like he’s potentially dangerous, but he has some break in experience.

Regardless of who was there, I’m just glad they’re okay and the situation didn’t escalate to something worse.

[mentesimploria]

you know that i was joking right // fuckyou mentes. I'm gullible. 😂 @karlaswine please do answer my ask.

@karlaswine see? this one right here can prove i’m not the one sending these asks. i didn’t even know gullible was a word.

[karlaswine]

🤣

[romanticentropy]

who's the top?

Me. But she’ll say it’s her 🤷‍♀️

she’ll have my head for saying that 🤣

[romanticentropy]

Told ya, anon!!!!

[mentesimploria]

this was so unexpected. i feel like i’d be feeling the same way if @karlaswine​ and i started dating

[karlaswine]

🤣

[mentesimploria]

You think we should talk about karlaswine so she could react and hopefully be more present in the world she'd chosen to stay away from? 🤣 karlaswine! please make more song analysis or else!!

yes!!! that’s what we should do. 

@karlaswine

[karlaswine]

😬

[mentesimploria]

Hi, mentes!!! Could you ask karla's wine what day of april will she be returning to Tumblr? I hope she doesn't decide to return on April 30 it would be a long time without her opinions and theories 😢

a hundred days have made me older since the last time that i saw your pretty face, @karlaswine

(she said she’ll come back on april 31, because she’s that funny) 

[karlaswine]

I like your three doors down reference, @mentesimploria

[mentesimploria]

Now i know why Camila hated Shawn back then cause he use to hang a lot with Lauren whe they were on tour so she was jelous didnt want anyone to be close to her girl. This is the time when she had the bigest crush on Lauren. Before everything began with them.

i was gonna say “why would Camila be jealous of Shawn” but then i remembered the worth it challenge and how annoyed Camila looked because Lauren was being kind of extra with the interviewer 

@karlaswine

[karlaswine]

🤣

[mentesimploria]

Hi mentes!!! Hope your having a great day. You can say this to karla's wine. On YouTube there is a camren shipper account called Kellyzzlee CS that uploads the analysis of the song that karla has made and doesn't upload the source / credits to karla's. Hope Karla can know this!!

@karlaswine come. back. to. tumblr. so. people. can. steal. your. shit. 

[karlaswine]

What will they do once they run out of material? 🤣

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

I’M SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just with this video, that account debunked all that shit ___ Just remember her words, fake it until make it or something like that. She’s really trying but we all know her true smiles looks like 🤷🏽‍♀️

[karlaswine]

🤣

That’s the same guy who said Camila showed disgust to Shawn during their AMAs performance.

[stuckinapatriarchalbullshitland]

Due to unexpected circumstances, my return has been postponed to April 1st // take all the time you need @karlaswine. only come back when and if you want. i hope all is well. i'll wait. ❤

@karlaswine we will ❤️

[karlaswine]

Thank youuu, anon! Sending lots of love to you