I love Kevin Abstract

Hi I don’t use this

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

Those posts that are like "if you were gay in high school you definitely joined theater" like oh no not MY gay ass. That clown shit is for the low tier gays.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

People in their twenties be like. My interest include drugs. Drinking. Tv series. Uber eat. causing and then resolving Interpersonal issues

[mainflopgirl]

[yimmypee]

“scorpios are demons” this “leos shut the fuck up” that. smh. no sign is inherently evil…the real problem here is men. of any astrological sign. line em up, starting with the cancers

[yimmypee]

anyone in the notes trying to go “actually so-and-so sign really is THAT bad” is missing the point! its just the men! aries men taurus men cancer men leo men virgin men librarians scorpiss men sagitjrrrrus men capricorny men aquamarine men pisces men! if your reply is not explicitly misandrist in nature you have to leave

[l3ft4dead]

blake ludgate called me homophobic and i’m about to beat a faggot up

[karlkloss]

die bitch

[nyquilnap]

[megurashkarchived]

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

[grotesquehorse]

being gay doesnt excuse you from being transphobic and racist lmao whoops

[fairycosmos]

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

[jakegyllinhaal]

no cops at pride just charli xcx and her sword

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

[officialellenthegenerous]

voulez-vous by ABBA goes hard as fuck and if you say that u don’t do the little a-ha’s with passion than ur a liar

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[bisexuanal]

*Male director voice* I wanted it to be raw and real. I wanted you to see her at her lowest point. Her most vulnerable. I wanted it to be ugly and uncomfortable.

The scene in question: woman takes off her makeup

[plasticblisss]

mood: phoebe tonkin carrying flowers while looking depressed and annoyed

[minotar-deactivated20190328]

alice cullen saw the 2008 recession coming and she didn’t say anything about it

[roseolar-remaking]

i was born with glass balls and a paper cock

[mjalti]

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

[mjalti]

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..