Great Guardians!

Casey | 21 | Male | Not actually all that crazy about poetry.

[immortalcomanche-deactivated201]

[entreat-me-not]

The writers for this game were other-worldly.

[fujienyan]

What a perfect squad team.. 👮

(Ryoha cover is the newest January 2016)

[katiemonz]

scourge is one of the only characters in the comic who legit curses (and gets bleeped out), but he also says shit like “criminy” and “you crazy loon”. so naturally the best headcanon for him is that he regularly mixes old people non-curses, 3rd grade insults, and violent swearing into nearly every sentense he utters

[hominishostilis]

Gee, would ya look at that…

[psiotechniqa]

Oh snap

[mitchfynde2]

This is so relevant right now. You have no idea.

[feels-by-the-foot]

Would ya take a look at this. 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Can confirm that lesbians creep harder than men. Source: was semi attractive one year. 

[dangerbooze]

@dear-tumb1r

When I was a sophomore in high school, there was this chick named Krysta and I thought she was just a good friend that occasionally got high with me and we’d just hang out after school. And then one day, I got a bf and she went full psycho on me going on and on about how “she bought me things, held hands with me, had the best snuggling hugs with me” and I was like “…uh…I do that with almost all of my friends. And occasionally buying me taco bell does not count as buying me things.”

And then she upped the creep factor by getting uncomfortably close in the locker rooms before P.E. and then decided to blow up my phone with calls and texts about how she missed me and I was so ungrateful for shutting her out of my life (dear god, I just said bye as in bye, I’ll see you tomorrow).

It reached a point where her brother had to call me and apologize on her behalf because even he said she didn’t think she was acting like a creepy stalker/scorned ex gf. I deeply regret that one sleepover she and I had before it all blew up because there are only x amount of times I would buy the excuse “sorry, didn’t mean to grope your boobs, I’m just a cuddler!”

*shudder*

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

That’s awful, I’m sorry you had to go through that. This is why I have mainly man friends irl. Men have consistently been nicer and better behaved sexually around me than women ever have.

[ohhgoditsrabid]

Game companies removing pandering, over sexualized content of their own accord: TWOO ESSJAYWOO OPPWESHUN

A corporation edits out a scene for being too romantic between two female coded characters: oh so you’re mad about this but not the censoring of video games????

Holy dick Plebcomics as if you couldn’t get more dense

[plebcomics]

game companies, comic industries, and television networks remove “pandering”, “sexual”, “questionable” content “of their own accord” (after ESS JAY DUBS complain on social media and threaten executives): this is acceptable, because, i dont like it when it seems like males are the only people whod enjoy this. there is no possible way that any minority of any kind could find the removal of this objectionable content questionable or offensive. this censorship is for the greater good.

a corporation edits out a harmless scene from a boring kids show, because it features TENDER-TOUCHING “lesbian-coded” characters getting too close (because another group of idiot moral crusaders of a different color complain on social media and threaten executives): woah WOAH this is bullshit oppression and THIS is unacceptable levels of censorship! How DARE–

you’re one in the same type of hideous puritan soccer mom if you think any instance of content censorship is acceptable. shove it.

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

This is the “I’m excited about misinformation” emoji

[problematicparrot]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uks-biggest-male-rape-charity-survivors-uk-has-state-funding-slashed-to-zero-despite-120-rise-in-men-reporting-sexual-violence-and-seeking-help-10274441.html

The change.org petition. 

[whatislifem89-deactivated201602]

@staff should change the age restriction to join to be 18 That way we won’t have impressionable kids here, but instead we’ll have people who’ll be able to formulate their own opinions.

[takashi0]

There will still be stupid users, but at least there’ll be LESS stupid users.

[plebcomics]

woah two comics in like, two days?????? outrageous. this level of productivity will not stand. at this rate, ill never best aaron diaz at being a lazy fuck.

heres atleast, like, two sources

[dalcurai]

That’s quite a smear you got there Peri

[maggins]

i can’t believe Peridot is actually a fusion

[chefpyro]

She’s Malachite now.

[absurdistscribbler]

That power! It is… a Stand!

[takashi0]

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[euo]

*monotone voice* oh no… so sad…

[filmsploitation]

[alex-lost-in-wonderland]

[sj-waluigi]

I hate this with every fiber of my being.

1) Condoms are free in some places to prevent the spread of STIs and to prevent unwanted pregnancy.  Basically, unsafe sex is a bigger public health concern than menstruation.  I’d like to refer you to a little something known as the AIDS epidemic.

2) Gay men benefit from the use of condoms. Straight men benefit from the use of  condoms. Bi men benefit from the use of condoms.  Straight women benefit from the use of condoms.  Bi women benefit from the use of condoms.  Hell, in places where female condoms are also free, lesbian women benefit from the use of condoms.  Do you see where I’m going with this?

3) It is entirely possible to get free pads and tampons.  If you really can’t afford them, many food banks and homeless shelters have a supply that they will give to those in need.  If that’s not possible, most companies will send you free samples of their products.  If that’s not possible, walk into literally any busy women’s restroom in any public place and ask anyone carrying a purse if you can have a tampon.  I guarantee you at least one person has one they’re willing to give you.

Stop comparing two unlike situations.  There are genuinely people in need who can’t afford tampons and you are mocking their situation by making asinine points like the one above.

[incompatiblebloggingsystem]

Some neon-haired Nazi fuck is claiming...

… that censoring Steven Universe is different because it’s “removing a marginalised group”. Well Dead or Alive Xtreme is half work-safe lesbian dating sim, and HuniePop which you lot tried to censor and failed is a full on lesbian dating sim (if you start with a female character), so your move, dear.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Well, to be fair, they are fucking idiots.

[rabbittiddy]

Wait, seriously, they’re once again forgetting lesbians? I could probably learn a thing or two about acting airheaded from these folks.

[bogleech]

Holy shit

Holy shit

You guys really are stupid enough to not see any difference between excessive sexualization and innocent homosexual romance. Jesus Lord Almighty.

For those of you who don’t know what the fuck Huniepop is, and I sure never heard of it until the above whining, here’s a screenshot of this “lesbian dating sim,” which by the way was designed by straight men:

WOW YEP THAT’S SURE EXACTLY THE SAME SITUATION AS HAVING TWO WOMEN DANCING IN A KID’S SHOW AND CLEARLY ANYONE WHO FEELS THIS GAME MIGHT NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AUDIENCES MUST BE A “NEON HAIRED NAZI”

[rabbittiddy]

Huh, you know the funny thing, the game was rated M. But as usual, Feminism, particularly the as puritanical and sex negative part of it, which tend to have neon hair and advocate censorship unless it’s something they like tend to forget lesbians are a thing, unless they can exploit them for talking points. Also, nice choice of using one of the characters you have to work to get rather than a normal one. Also ignoring the DiA example or the best one to come out of it that points towards the massive hypocrisy, the attempted censoring of R. Mika (and removal of a taunt which worked on both male and female characters) in Street Fighter. Of course, what would either of the people you’re going against know, they must all be men.

Oh wait never mind, it’s that straight male hipster blogger appropriately called bogleech.

[official-johnny-joestar]

Wasn’t most of Huniepops development team women?

[saltdust-crusader]

Yes.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Come on Bogleech, we talked about this. You need to research shit before you run your mouth. Come on.

[problematicparrot]

So, it happened once again. The “journalists” of the mainstream media have, for the god knows which time, decided to lie like the untrustworthy trash they are and have accused the men’s rights movement of doing something a fucking pick up artist website (that doesn’t have shit to do with the MRM) did. 

And people wonder why I don’t have any trust in the mainstream media. 

[alaija]

The mainstream media also missed the joke.

RoK have a “boycott” and claim to have done financial damage to Star Wars. When countering this claim, they said that the Men’s Rights Movement had no effect. RoK then claim this was an admission their “boycott” was effective, since clearly they are not the MRM.

In the scale of stupid it would have to be up there with blaming a Muslim women’s group with stuff that FEMEN has done.

[problematicparrot]

Journalists have become a fucking joke. A 4 second search of RoK and men’s rights activists will result in this:

One of the reasons he lists is “Men’s Rights Are For Weak Men”. 

Totally men’s rights activists though. 

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

SJWs complain about “censorship” on the localization of steven universe? Time to remind them everything they taught #GamerGate about DOAX!

[entertainmentweekly]

Anyone have a fic rec?

If you have some fan-tastic fic, we wanna read it!

[secondalto]

Um, yeah, NO. Mostly because of this sentence in the terms and conditions:

 Entries become sole property of Sponsor and none will be acknowledged or returned.

I encourage everyone to boost this, please don’t let anyone you know who writes fic to enter this contest.

[scu11y22]

For my fic writing friends.

[majorenglishesquire]

It’s incredible that this is a promotion about how Entertainment Weekly has literally zero idea how fanfiction actually works.

“Write us a piece of fanfiction - don’t post it anywhere, so no one knows you wrote it - and we’re going to repost it as some dope hetero 50-Shades sexing, claim all credit and recognition, edit it if we want to, and completely ignore the fact that fanfic, in itself, is not actually okay with most original content holders. LET ALONE profiting off of it. Which is what we’d be doing – selling fucking magazines off the work you gave us for free you absolute sucker. Also here’s a screencap of the greatest example of fanfic bastardization and bullshit profiteering in history thus far.”

Get. Away. From. My. Writers.

Get the fuck away from my writers.

Don’t let your friends do this. Protect fanartists at all costs.

[winjennster]

Nope. Nope nope nope. Noping away from this as fast as possible. Fuck you EW.

[dduane]

Somebody at EW is profoundly unclear on the concept. Several somebodies. NUMEROUS somebodies. On numerous counts.

Writers: NEVER give any publisher all rights in your work. NEVER EVER.

[karmacholeric]

How do I get my bitch neighbor and her lazy shit father to remove their fucking fence from my property?