Reluctantly Mortal

she/they - 30 - vampire queen - weird girl

[stew-chan]

thought I might've been losing the touch because our static was struggling to clear m9s last week with a DPS fill... like 16% hp at enrage struggling.... yesterday our DPS from the static put a pf out and we got a clear easily the fastest we've ever done on the 2nd pull and that was with some deaths still uvu;;

one more week til I have all best in slot jewelry pieces and Sunday we start progging m10s! our static had a two week break because people were doing gay stuff irl like getting married 🙄

[inlandwest]

[dogpuppy]

[bunniope]

[mandi-bul]

[theonion]

Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

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[forgamers]

[renehhh]

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[dee-the-red-witch]

Look, tein peaks has exactly ONE donut shop, and the brave staff of the sheriff's department is making sure it stays open by ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

[failure-to-adult]

Sorry, Harry. Get in the machine. It's the only way. The Double R must stay in business.

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[hunysckle]

[bunspaceemissary]

nothing as fuck nice bunny bonday

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[itsbrig]

Keep on Keeping on!

[accaeria]

Tar Cat ₍^. .^₎ (1/?)

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[m1stl3t03]

rest.

[uroko]

Oirase Stream 奥入瀬渓流 // Discover Nippon ♡

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.