Dreaming of a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

twenty-x year old cismale with a penchant for women in suits, men in makeup, all the music and the wilhelm scream. Also Nic Cage.

[karmapersonified]

Saw this on a Fifty Shades of Grey poster while out walking. Well played, and understated.

[krxs10]

but it’s not about race right?

[sistermaryfake]

Woah

[themoonisfree]

This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing racism and white supremacy at its finest.

Please stop telling us it’s not about race and to move on cause IT IS and WE WONT until justice is served and equality is established!

[tamorapierce]

This is just plain wrong.  You may not agree with all of these, but two many of these are impossible to contest.  The police departments of two many places need review and oversight, and these cases need review from the federal level, because the local one can’t be trusted.

Enough of this.  We have got to stop allowing this kind of policing.  What will it take, war in the streets? 

[batou]

The Trilogy

[deactivatedtheuntitledpiece]

whoop there it is

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[theyuniversity]

[theyuniversity]

Avoid the drama and use “regardless” or “irrespective” instead.

[karmapersonified]

Picture 1: So I decided to see what would happen if I took an epilator to my face. This is what I started with.

Picture 2: 50% of the way through and I'm already starting to notice my lack of beard has made me look suddenly much more feminine.

Picture 3: Look at all the pain this process has caused me. Blood all up in my face. I wonder how my face will look from dead on.

Picture 4: Oops, too far through the maudlin scale.

[dimension20official]

The Life of Ditto

[iraffiruse]

Technology then and now

[cookienun]

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

[camwyn]

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

[medusamori]

now that is a review

[raptorific]

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

[failedsuicideclub-deactivated14]

Hero.

[charcutertheorie-deactivated201]

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.

brb, crying

[your-raifu-is-shit]

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care home staff think they could do?

[the-pink-mist-deactivated201406]

^^^^

[karmapersonified]

I think people are romanticizing this story a bit. Bernard Jordan didn't leave the care home when they weren't looking, he had full capacity rights, and would leave for the day all the time. The care home tried to book him on a Royal British Legion trip so he could get there, but apparently this process was started really late and there wasn't space.

An old man goes for a walk and ends up in France, causing the people who care for him to worry, because he didn't feel the need to actually let the people tasked with his care know he was going away. There was actually nothing stopping him.

Or...you know... Plucky World War 2 Vet Escapes Oppressive Care Home To Reunite In Remembrance.

[maisonderriere]

[richardbbrookes]

michael gove, always reblog.

[unamusedsloth]

[source]

[tamingwildcreatures]

(x)

[blandmarvelheadcanons]

Bruce was kicked out of the room during Game of Thrones by the rest of the team because he was getting too worked up.

[fascinamazawesomederful]

[passific-rim-job]

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

[alaskaisnotlost]

Literally how that scene went

[thenewmetropolitan]