Since for God only knows what reason I’m in a Faking It mode today, I realized there’s something we haven’t done at all on this blog among all the hate watching and bitching, my friends - discuss show headcanons. So since I hate myself and I enjoy to suffer, I shall start. Feel free to add to this genius list I compiled out of sheer nostalgia today:
☻ Karma bought Amy that stupid donut shirt she loves so much. Karma thought it looked hideous but seeing how her best friend’s face lit up when she saw it, she started to love it and she now even occasionally wears it too during sleepovers
☻ Amy thinks a life without donuts is like a donut without a hole - incomplete
☻ Amy once wrote a poem about Karma’s right eyebrow
☻ Felix has Star Wars underwear
☻ Karma once wrote a song for Amy and got frustrated because she couldn’t find anything that rhymed with “donuts”
☻ Lauren took ballet lessons since she was a kid because overachiever and everyone in her ballet class hated her because she was “better than ‘em all basic biatches”
☻ Liam secretly talks to himself in the mirror and says “hi” to little Liam enthusiastically every morning
☻ Shane secretly loves rom-coms, him and Karma watch them together while Amy rolls her eyes, somewhere in the corner, stuffing her face with food
☻ Lauren likes a total of five people and sincerely believes that is plenty
☻ Amy counts Karma’s eyelashes when they have sleepovers..for science
☻ Karma always knew Amy’s yo-yo routine was terrible but she encouraged her out of love
☻ Amy hates spiders and shrieks like a baby while Karma willingly took the designated spider remover role like a good wife™
☻ Karma likes to belt it to Celine Dion in the shower - her favorite is I Will Always Love You. Secretly, she thinks about Amy when she does
☻ When Hank was gone on assignments, little Amy would cry and her fear of the dark would get worse - Karma would hug her and turn on a light and whisper sweet nothings in her ear to get her to calm down - that’s when little Amy realized she’d spend the rest of her life with her best friend
☻ Amy doesn’t understand selfie sticks, she once kicked a teenager in the face with it
☻ Reagan once told Amy that her and Karma are “too close” and she replied that 50 hugs a day is the bare minimum required for her to function
☻ Amy can describe the shape of Karma’s right knee in great detail