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KARROT: HELLO, people OF tumblr. POOKIE: ew wjy are u saying it liek that KARROT: I don't KNOW?? POOKIE: js say like wsg bitches or som stupid lik that KARROT: they AREN'T bitches, DON'T say THAT. POOKIE: oh my fgod POOKIE: tjen what are tehy KARROT: the PEOPLE of TUMBLR. KARROT: ...anyways. KARROT: WELCOME to POOKIE and I'S blog! POOKIE: i wish i had freedom of speech POOKIE: GOD BREASt AMERICA POOKIE: LAND OF TH FREE POOKIE: I DWMAND JUSTICE!!!!!!! KARROT: SHUT u UP. POOKIE: JUUUSTICEEE@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KARROT: q QUIET. KARROT: they PROBABLY aren't READING anymore BY now. POOKIE: tjey prolly stoped aftwr you sasid "peoople OF tumblr" KARROT: ............................ KARROT: WELCOME to OUR blog! KARROT: *I* and ONLY me BECAUSE apparently POOKIE can't BEHAVE will BE posting HERE. KARROT: i DON'T know WHAT i'll BE- POOKIE: we KARROT: what *I'LL* be POSTING here BUT i'm SURE it'll BE cool. POOKIE: meh MEH meh MEH meh MEH meh KARROT: ... POOKIE: hav u guys red or comic POOKIE: reed it KARROT: NOTICE how IT'S called ADVENTURES of *KARROT vantas.* KARROT: I don't HAVE to SHARE this BLOG with YOU, pookie. KARROT: I w *WON'T* be SHARING this BLOG with YOU. POOKIE: petiten to chanf it to the assventures of pookie and carrot KARROT: n NO. KARROT: pook THIS is A mess WHAT is YOUR problem. POOKIE: follow us ;p im cool KARROT: WE'RE. POOKIE: i thot it wasnt we KARROT: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . KARROT: we're DONE here. THIS is STUPID. i QUIT. POOKIE: dont be all pouty like that KARROT: leave ME alone. KARROT: THIS is POINTLESS. POOKIE: im posting it KARROT: n NO.
