I am Jesus.

When life gives you lemons, fuck life.

[fundoshin-blog]

[bonzai-bunny]

where did he come from

where did he go

where did he come from

tommy wiseau 

[justsomesmallpotatoes-deactivat]

I really love people who exclusively play video games on a pc and are snobby about it as if they are baroque era musicians that will only use the best instruments

[karvainenvalas]

Me: hey

Macklemore: i know a gay

Me: sweet

[s-u-p-e-r-m-4-n]

[justsomesmallpotatoes-deactivat]

Youre all fucking weirdos

[karvainenvalas]

What.

[deathreats-deactivated20220106]

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

[callie-ope]

even the boys?

[efaj]

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

[giveafuckaboutnature]

Drinking milk and enjoying dairy products doesn't kill cows. They actually need to be milked because it's quite uncomfortable for the cow if you don't. -.-

You don’t kill cows to make cheese. You rape them into a near-constant state of pregnancy, take away their calves, stick them in the most horrific living conditions imaginable for the entirety of their woefully short, brutish lives AND THEN you kill them for meat. Just in case you don’t know…

[nonmedic]

yes all farmers hate their animals they like to cause them pain cows are miserable and their babies are worthless ehhh

it’s like y’all have never been on a meat/dairy farm i stg

[crayonmilk-deactivated20140419]

yes all farmers treat their animals with great love and care and they’re like family to them and sure they don’t care about making money with them or selling the meat, they just let them live in the horrible conditions, and of course the animal enjoys it because you love the animal with all your heart

do you have any fucking idea what you’re saying?

[karvainenvalas]

Fuckin vegans.

[karvainenvalas]

Every time i go to tumblr i hope that i have new messages cause im lonely shit.

[karvainenvalas]

It's sad that when you search for "closer" in spotify, you have hard time finding joy divisions album.

[karvainenvalas]

It is apparently okay for teachers to call their students future junkies.

[andthentherewerepuns]

France, France Revolution

[sclez-deactivated20150212]

Oh man, this game is impossible. The minute you think you’ve finally got a Republic going everything just falls to shit and you have to do the whole game all over again.

Don’t even get me started on the Bastille level.

[heisenbergchronicles]

[natesmash]

[from-paris-to-manchester]

Just can’t be asked right now man. Too busy watching Breaking Bad , wanking and eating Pukka pies, mega.

Liam Gallagher on reunion rumours (NME Twitter account, 26th February 2014)

[nosdrinker]

what if god was one of us

going hard like one of us

[dekutree]

smokin kush blunts on the bus

[nilla-who-deactivated20150303]

[nolaspalding]

the second part. 

[virgjn-deactivated20140527]

so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood?

is there a forest of penises? a penis forest?

[virgjn-deactivated20140527]

glad this is what i’ll be remembered for