Somethin' witty here

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[patron-saints]

it’s totally not too late to post halloween memes right

[soulspark]

[mikufanclub]

[kasenova]

Keep going! 🦽💨

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[kasenova]

Keep going! 🦽💨

[ Artist ] [ Twitter ]

[kasenova]

Splash! 🐐💦

[ Artist ] [ Twitter ]

[kasenova]

Surprise attack. 💚❤️

[ Artist ] [ Twitter ]

[nolopasaro]

speaking jpeg

yup

[artisplatters]

K

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[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

N

[luminary-uppercut]

no you fucking don't

[dragongirlteeth]

[chaobunnyarts]

FFXIV drinks--full set!

[casketofstar-deactivated2024100]

[dandelionandkrindle]

XAL'ATATH THE HARBINGER, OF THE KINGDOM THAT WAS

[rydenkat]

[travelling-hydaelyn]

rest well

waking up version here

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[a-titty-ninja]

「サテラ」 by TEDDY | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

[szeretemacheddart]

[stromuprisahat]

Následky třiceti let dabování Slováků...

[dramatic-dolphin]

hehe here you go

[in Slovak] "good day."

[in Czech] "sorry, I don't understand Slovak"

[in Czech now] good day. [literally one letter of difference]

"oh, good day! how are you?"

[atomarium]

@artisticcallycaffeinated

[kanvasal]

[in British] "good day"

[in Australian] "sorry, I don't understand British"

[in Australian now] "good day" [literally just contracted 'good']

"oh, good day! how are you?"