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you are the official gay hungarian! you gain nothing but misery.

living in hungary be like 😔

i will remove this as my pinned post when they remove the homophobic & transphobic laws passed by the previous government

#🤞🤞 come on we can do this #don't disappoint me!

herpsandbirds

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

#oh my godddd this is the coolest thing i've ever seen #bugs #wasp <33

kvothes

went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’

and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL

dogpuppy

#straight up why animals bite a lot of the time #only thing they can Grab Something with as a warning is teeth #they don't have fingers

sacred-portal

dragon-in-a-fez

anon hater just accused me of (among other things) "encouraging kids to install malware on their parents' computers". I don't remember ever doing that but it sounded like a fun concept for a post so here are some ideas for things to install on your parents' computers!

a custom DNS resolver that blocks access to Fox News and other right-wing propaganda outlets

a keylogger to capture the admin password for your router so you can disable parental controls

a VPN or a virtual machine running the Tor browser to bypass access restrictions and age verification checks

your own "parental controls" browser extension, set up to send you notifications if your parents visit websites that indicate they might be spying on you (e.g. Life360)

a userscript that adds a fake virus warning popup to the donation pages of fascist political parties

have fun! make sure to do loads of reading and learn how things work so you can break them safely and effectively!

oh, and anon, my advice to you is never stab a man who collects knives

#those are so awesome

tranthony

grout white shark

certified-linguistics-moment

b-side-takes

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them

keitrinkomfloukru

I checked, the book is real.

#YOOOOI i need to read this i love sparta slander

i thought that like. the euro-american claim on ancient greek and roman cultural heritage was widely understood as a white supremacist concept? like i sincerely didnt know that was controversial

ME TOO. i thought this was common knowledge if you knew anything about history. confused why some people are acting like i'm the first person to be saying this absolutely outlandish claim.