☆ralph☆

wish i was a problematic tumblr boy in the 2010's :(

[kaspercalico]

INTRODUCTION POST; BECAUSE I'VE SEEN EVERYONE ELSE DO ONE AND I FEEL LEFT OUT:

i decided to randomly join tumblr on a random day during the summer because i heard that ethel cain was finally back on it! i also wanted to start using tumblr because i feel like spam posting all of my thoughts here is a better idea than actually talking to people!!

name - ralph (very basic and old man sounding, i know)

very fun fact - i've went by 3 other names before going back to my birth name 😭

age- 14, but i turn 15 in august :)

gender and pronouns - i'm a dude and use he/they pronouns... however nobody ever uses the they part, but that's whatever ig

sexuality (bc ig that's important) - im gay. like gay af asf

music - i could go on and on about this, but just know i listen to anything. (i also take suggestions very seriously, please put me onto more music!!). since i'm on the topic of music, i am actually working on making my own music. i love music.

my all-time top 5 artists are -

• nessa barrett

• ethel cain

• grimes

• britney spears

• amy winehouse (r.i.p)

(i am very passionate abt nessa barrett btw)

three songs that i think fit my whole vibe -

• dying on the inside - nessa barrett

• powder - melanie martinez

• vacillator - ethel cain

stupid things that i like - minecraft, cds (i will include a picture of them bc i am proud of my collection) books, my rings, pokémon (specifically the games pokémon x and y), black hair dye, posters, the scent of coconut, hello kitty, black nail polish, clothes, converse shoes with writing on them, OH AND MY DOG!!! i am obessed with that creature. she's wonderful

anyway, if any one sees anything they like on this post you shoukd totally interact with me, i am very cool 😼

[mintyperl]

send me asks you guys😔 @everyone!

[kaspercalico]

send perl asks guys! (and me too, i wanna answer questions too 😢)

[kaspercalico]

aint no way he just put a "NARUTOOO" reference in there ;-;

i feel stupid... what are you referencing😭

[kaspercalico]

"what's with these homies who be dissing my boy?"

idk, what abt these homies who be dissing your boy?

[kaspercalico]

"all you country boys saying you know how to treat a woman right, but only a woman knows how to treat a woman right!" - chappell roan

something changed in me on that day

[kaspercalico]

i've been sitting in silence doing nothing all summer. this isn't healthy. i'm not healthy. will it ever get better?

[kaspercalico]

took some melatonin. i'll update y'all on any crazy dreams in a few hours!

[kaspercalico]

oh yeah no dreams, i just work up thinking about bjork. idk what thats about

[kaspercalico]

are you open to super duper funny nicknames

i was called raccoon for a few years so, i'd say yeah i am open to funny nicknames!

[kaspercalico]

my brother has matching femboy pfp with his "bestfriend"... if 2+2=4 and 4×4=16 baby, you're a faggot 😢

[kaspercalico]

i wish my love life was like a style fanfic

[teacuplesbian]

“I mean, I’m probably going to regret saying this tomorrow, but, you know. Fuck it. There it is. I like you.”

“Why now?”

“Um. You’re leaving?”

art from my fic vodka, idealism, and you !!

ft. craig’s posters

[kaspercalico]

AHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHH

[lesvivia]

i like kyle’s shirt

[kaspercalico]

i am in love with fanart of these two. i jump with joy and giggles whenever i see it

[kaspercalico]

also, now that i'm sitting on the name and released 2 bullshit "drone songs" on soundcloud, i don't think i like the name marrowsy. maybe this is just a 2 am thought, but i think i hate it

edit: i was orginally going to use the name i do here on tumblr, but somone already goes by kasper on spotify so idk if thats legal or not, nor would i know how to copyright a name if i got it

[kaspercalico]

NESSA BARRETT DOES WITCHCRAFT????

that explains why her voice is so luring and she's like so gorgeous, like this girl is always in her prime. no, i am not being parasocial, i wanna know what this girl is doing because i wanna copy her.

someone please teach me the ways of witchcraft, i really needa learn some shit

[kaspercalico]

tumblr needs to add a reply feature in chats. i hate copying the message, pasting it, then adding whatever i wanna say under. do better tumblr.

[mintyperl]

i was there when this happened tsk tsk

[kaspercalico]

also, this is worthy of being reblogged. i think so at least

[kaspercalico]

i love when ppl follow me on here, gaining mutals makes me very giddy. very happy abt all 4 of you

[kaspercalico]

will it let me reblog?🥹 edit: yes, but theres no writing so i look crazy. i was very appreciative of perl rebloging this

[kaspercalico]

i want to reblog my posts that other ppl rebloged. why can i not do that either😭☹️

edit: i dont understand tumblr and just deleted my comment for no reason. sorry to future perl