King of Pumpkins

Because I have no idea

[albotas]

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

A pen and a book  A notepad and a clock CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

[axylhart]

request accomplished -

[japhers]

SMACKDOWN TIME

[johnny-joestr]

How the fuck did it end up like this

[shiblep]

*whispers* make an anime

[lazulillies-deactivated20210401]

*whispers* I have a need for this to happen

[axylhart]

Sorry, I cannot resist.

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

I AM SO HAPPY THAT I STARTED THIS BECAUSE WOW THIS ENDING IM FANGIRLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY AND IDK IM HAPPY OK 

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

[bobo543732]

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

[kasstlekrasher]

@inkypinkiechan

[razenix]

what if tho

[filenames]

[intercal]

This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.

[catbountry]

#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure

Same, actually.

[glubtier]

I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out it’s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OP’s point. 

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[hasbrotoys]

serbian recipes: if you think there’s enough garlic, it’s not enough garlic

[tunte]

[maryjblige]

[wickedlovelyperfectlyimperf-blog]

This is a picture from the Curiosity Rover on Mars showing Earth from the Perspective of Mars. You are literally looking at your home from the Perspective of another planet. Epic times indeed

[blindtrip-blog]

group photo everyone

[cerulean-tmp]

everyone

[trencly]

hey i look really good in this one

[sarahconnorjr]

Disability advocates arrested during health care protest at McConnell’s office. Thank you for risking your lives #cripplepunk

50+ arrests and counting

DONATE TO THE LEGAL FUND

[yeoldenews]

Female inmates of San Quentin State Prison and their very fine hats. 7/?.

[yeoldenews]

Top row, left to right

-clairvoyant who encouraged an American soldier to desert to the Germans, charged under the Espionage Act of 1917 -psychic who defrauded an old woman out of her life savings as payment to remove a “curse” -robbed a man at knifepoint

Middle row, left to right

-got an old man drunk and robbed him of $295 (approx. $8,600 today) -member of an opium smuggling ring whose case involved a prominent attorney, wealthy rancher and a state senator -shot and killed a man with whom she and her husband were having a property dispute

Bottom row, left to right

-armed robbery with a male accomplice -midwife charged with performing an illegal abortion -robbed a man at a train station with her “husband”

[havanasliu]

hot news: male reviewer of wonder woman has never heard of lesbians in his life, more at 7

[akawonderwoman]

“lives sexlessly without men”

[the-sarkai]

Weak cishet males

[rowandriftwood]

Amazon Society: *produces a 12 volume work on the subject of pleasure*

Diana: When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure, not necessary.

Male Reviewer: I guess that means they don’t know about sex!

Me: Harold, they’re lesbians.

[neroon]

I thought it was pretty clear that both women (but very obviously Antiope) had wives/partners who appeared in multiple background scenes.  But even without that, uh wtf?

[atomictourists]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

A lesbian friend and I were discussing how cis men can’t handle any kind of sexuality that doesn’t center men. And this is just yet more proof. OMG.

[deliriumbubbles]

Just Amazons bein’ Palazons.

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

when a more popular mutual reblogs from me i feel like the trusted and cunning spymaster whispering intrigues and rumors into the ear of the king who then listens and adapts their court strategy to fit the given information

[hhgggx]

me hoarding all my good story ideas because i want to write them before anyone else does, but also despairing because i’ll probably never see them come to fruition

[gif87a-com]

[catsbeaversandducks]

OH MY HEART

[american-auror-story]

“I’m not ready for kids” LOL

[buzzfeed]

[alecg02]