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[eclimbermetimbers]

just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

[teshuvahdyke]

environmental racism isn't a thing. God how can people be so stupid. Plants don't have fucking opinions.

I’m … legitimately blown away that you think environmental racism is about the marginalization of plants.

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

Top ten moments on this site

[ritavonbees]

from grammatical context I feel it is more likely anon was implying that environmental racism is when plants are bigoted, which if anything is funnier

[thenatsdorf]

(via heyladycat)

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[todays-xkcd]

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Nostalgia Content [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is standing, with his arms out, in front of a Prototaxite towering over a mossy landscape. To his right, a Tamagotchi (bottom-left) and milk-caps (referred to in this comic as "pogs", top-left) appear. The 3 milk-caps that can be seen show a skull with a snake through its eyeball, a figure 8 & a star (3 more milk-caps are also shown, but have obscured pictures).] Cueball: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of Prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep?

[Caption below the panel:] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the early Devonian.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Good time to bring this back.

[todays-xkcd]

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Nostalgia Content [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is standing, with his arms out, in front of a Prototaxite towering over a mossy landscape. To his right, a Tamagotchi (bottom-left) and milk-caps (referred to in this comic as "pogs", top-left) appear. The 3 milk-caps that can be seen show a skull with a snake through its eyeball, a figure 8 & a star (3 more milk-caps are also shown, but have obscured pictures).] Cueball: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of Prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep?

[Caption below the panel:] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the early Devonian.

[neat-deadandlive-things]

Good time to bring this back.

[wanderingcoasties]

“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”

— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#Shit I say this stuff all the time#Default is not male#Women are not a different species from men#It’s a toaster it’s make believe it can be whatever you fucking want it to be#Also voice actors get cast in the ‘wrong’ gender roles all the time#Do you know how many little boy characters are played by women#Do you know how many little boy characters are played by *Tara Strong*???#I did not watch an anime in which an adult man is played by a woman VA for 90 fucking episodes in the 90s#To have to suffer the stringent gender opinions of men who feel too threatened by the idea that a woman could be their equal

[redstonedust]

why are you upside down

ilike to express myself

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

[minart-was-taken]

So I have this headcanon about Larry...

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[girl-blorbo-polls]

How much guilt is your girl blorbo carrying around?

No guilt at all

Only a little guilt

A medium amount

A fairly large amount

She’s got enough guilt to start her own religion

Other/nuance/complicated

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

[girl-blorbo-polls]

How much guilt is your girl blorbo carrying around?

No guilt at all

Only a little guilt

A medium amount

A fairly large amount

She’s got enough guilt to start her own religion

Other/nuance/complicated

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bisquid]

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

[i-say-ok]

ok!

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[greetings-inferiors]

I will never not reblog Brutus my beloved

[sem-crylic]

go my high quality shit post (ft. collin)

also including the drawing without the boat, cuz i really like the rendering on andres pants but you cant see it otherwise </3

[redstonedust]

in stardew valley for some reason the gifts you get from your parents change depending on the gender of your farmer (despite gender not really mattering for most of the game) and the early 500g you get as a girl farmer can be vital for certain challenge and speedruns. but also a lot of players prefer romancing the girl villagers. so consequentially so many of the challenge runs in the stardew valley community are fueled by lesbianism and i think thats beautiful.

[emeraldwhale]

a number drain for when the numbers get too big

[paleoliths]

While I was at the sexual health clinic I saw a poster for a gonorrhea transmission study where the ask is that a person w throat gonorrhea and one without make out for 3 minutes under observation and they test to see if the one without contracted and then they treat everyone’s infections for free. And they get paid! Anyway if you’re looking for a fanfic situation that’s free you can use that one