Ramblings

Thoughts and stories of Katalin Corsa - FFXIV character on Mateus

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

CIRQUE: A Jukebox Musical 7/25@8pm Eastern Lavender Beds Ward 10 House 3 [ MATEUS ]

Gnn. What? How? Why? This better have a Helluva good explanation! These are a bunch of Hazbin actors, so why do they get their own play?! Oh wait! Its a jukebox musical, so its just an excuse to string a bunch of songs to a plot! This month Cirque tells the TRUE STORY (kind of) behind its legendary rise to fame! Come on and down to our Hazbin Theatre and sing, dance and laugh to our original (kind of) story!

Did you know redemption 'Starts With Sorry'? Well screw that, be 'Bad With Us' and ignore the 'Gravity' of the situation! There might be a 'Two Minute Notice' to curtain, but you've got all the time to pick your 'Poison' from our concession stand, just find your seat before you're a 'Loser, Baby'! 'When I think about the Future' of this play, I hope you 'Hear My Hope' when I say our actors will be 'Brighter' than the stage itself! 'Don't You Forget', its 7/25 @8pm Eastern!

Soon!!

[katalinhunter]

Cirque Presents: Hadestown

When: June 27th at 8pm Eastern Where: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

[katalinhunter]

Cirque Presents: Sonic The Hedgehog 3!

When: May 30th at 8pm Eastern Where: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

Here we go, here we go! It's not a bird! It's not a plane! It's not… Detective Pikachu?! Gotta go fast! Gotta go Faster, Faster! Look out when he storms through!

It's SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: THREE!

What happened to the other two, you ask? Well don't worry about that! Planet Earth is in danger again, this time from an Edgy "Faker" Lookalike named Shadow The Hedgehog! So Sonic is on the move again with his Freedom Fighter friends: Miles "Tails" Prowler and Knuckles the Echidna!

What about Robotnik? Will the Guardian Units of Nations get involved? What about the Goat Herder-- Er, Agent Stone? Can Sonic and his friends do it alone?

FIND OUT TONIGHT, AND MORE!

Sonic Sez: BE THERE!

Sonic! He can really move! Sonic! He's got an attitude! Sonic! He's the fastest thing alive!

Cirque Free Company

A roleplay Free Company on the Mateus Server of Final Fantasy XIV

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

Fantasy Gone Wrong X

Tidus Shut Up And Jam Gaiden

WHEN: April 26 at 7 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

The next entry in our series of original live stage plays based off the Fantasy Finale series! Join us for all the classic moments, twists, Blitzball, and more importantly, the Director's absurd attempt to inject RNG into a live stage play! And so many laughs we'll have you HA HA HA HA HA HA-ing awkwardly all night long!

((Due to FanFest, this is a Sunday show and an hour earlier - come out and enjoy!))

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

Mulan

WHEN: March 28 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all Ages: Cirque is here again! This month, we invite you to the folktale of the young woman who defied the patriarchy, saved her family, saved a whole nation, and became so famous she is known now by just a single name! Like Sting! Along the way, she finds her friends, embraces her strange, and discovers her place in the world! All with a wise-cracking dragon, a hunky Captain, and a sassy cricket by her side! Come join Cirque for the music, the fun, the crazy SFX, and the wild shenanigans you have grown to know and love from us! It's all in a day's work for Cirque as we bring you the tale of: MULAN!

Cirque Free Company

A roleplay Free Company on the Mateus Server of Final Fantasy XIV

[katalinhunter]

MiB WHEN: February 28 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

MEN IN BLACK

WHEN: February 28 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Everyone in between! Cirque is back once more to spin the tale of a secret underworld of the Strange and Unknown! A secret organization in the guise of the mundane serving to defend the star from forces beyond Spoken comprehension. (Unless you account for the recent extraplanetary resource harvesting operations.) An organization recruiting the best of the best in cloak and dagger secrecy as its members plunge into a whole new world of awareness of what lurks just below the visage of society! High stakes, fancy guns, gratuitous special effects!

Just how ethical is memory wiping people anyway? Who knows! Don't worry about it!

So bring your spiffiest suits and sunglasses. 🕶️

Here come the Men In Black.

[katalinhunter]

MiB WHEN: February 28 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

[katalinhunter]

Scenes from Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Somehow I missed posting this one last year - it was a blast though and has the best song I've heard about dirty girl soup!

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

KPop Demon Hunters

WHEN: January 31 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus Come out and see how it's done, done, done!

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Tonight! Very soon!!

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

KPop Demon Hunters

WHEN: January 31 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus Come out and see how it's done, done, done!

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SPACEBALLS

THE MOVIE : THE CIRQUE PLAY : THE SCREENSHOTS

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Scenes from Broadway Breakdown

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Scenes from The Blues Brothers

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Scenes from Jurassic Park

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SPACEBALLS

THE MOVIE : THE CIRQUE PLAY : THE TUMBLR AD ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN: December 6, 8:00 PM at Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

Before you watch this play performance, there is something you must know. We are your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. What does that make us? NOTHING! ... ...But the most lovingly recreated stage performance of SPACEBALLS: The Movie: The Play! To cap our SIXTH YEAR of monthly shows, we put on a performance SIX YEARS in the making. Ever since we opened our first show's gift shop with CIRQUE: The FLAMETHROWER! The kids love this one We've spent the last six years waiting, wondering, pondering the day we could ask the REAL questions. Like- Who would DARE give Dark Helmet the Raspberries?! Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz... Chicken?! Lightspeed too slow?! But if we went faster, we'd be going to... Ludicrous Speed! What kind of idiot would make the combination to their luggage 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5?! And many others! Join us in our ONE NIGHT performance of this legendary cult classic And Remember! MAY DA SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU -oooou-oooouuu -ooouuu-

[katalinhunter]

SPACEBALLS

THE CHEAPLY RENOVATED MOTEL IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE WHEN: November 19, 8:00 - 11:30 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus Check in at CIRQUE's newest venture, SPACEBALLS: THE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE A motel (That used to be Cirque's FC house, the House of Mystery) and live a night in the life of a real SPACEBALL! Immersive Experience Includes...

A Gift Shop!

Character Meet-And-Greets

Motel Rooms

Guest Services!

A Gift Shop!

An Immersive Dining Experience

Build-A-Shwartz Immersive Experience

A Gift Shop!

Please our budget this year ran way over. The Chairwoman is furious we've burned so much money on shows. No Price is Negotiable and we have spared every expense. You WILL be charged just to breath air, and we will bill it as part of the immersion. Character Meet-And-Greets are a premium service and you will be charged by the word spoken to them. All rooms provided have exactly one pillow. There are no beds, we burned them all with the flamethrowers. We have spent WAY TOO MUCH on flamethrowers. LIQUID SHWARTZ is just crusaderade with additional yellow food dye in it. Safety is void upon entering the motel. We recognize the word 'Breath' above should be spelled 'Breathe' but doing so added overcost so it was cut. Have a nice day. [ NO REAL GIL SHALL EXCHANGE HANDS NOR BE ASKED DURING THIS IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE ]

[sylaurin]

Every girl is capable of murder, if you hurt her.

This little girl is capable of murder, 'cause you hurt her.