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[katalinhunter]

SPACEBALLS

THE MOVIE : THE CIRQUE PLAY : THE TUMBLR AD ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN: December 6, 8:00 PM at Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

Before you watch this play performance, there is something you must know. We are your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. What does that make us? NOTHING! ... ...But the most lovingly recreated stage performance of SPACEBALLS: The Movie: The Play! To cap our SIXTH YEAR of monthly shows, we put on a performance SIX YEARS in the making. Ever since we opened our first show's gift shop with CIRQUE: The FLAMETHROWER! The kids love this one We've spent the last six years waiting, wondering, pondering the day we could ask the REAL questions. Like- Who would DARE give Dark Helmet the Raspberries?! Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz... Chicken?! Lightspeed too slow?! But if we went faster, we'd be going to... Ludicrous Speed! What kind of idiot would make the combination to their luggage 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5?! And many others! Join us in our ONE NIGHT performance of this legendary cult classic And Remember! MAY DA SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU -oooou-oooouuu -ooouuu-

[luck13rabbit]

"Listen, I know I haven't been that good. But it's nothing we can't get past, right?"

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Part 5 of 5 Screenshots from last night’s impressive performance of Cirque Presents: The Princess Bride

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[katalinhunter]

Cirque Presents: Hadestown

When: June 27th at 8pm Eastern Where: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

KPop Demon Hunters

WHEN: January 31 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus Come out and see how it's done, done, done!

[katalinhunter]

CIRQUE PRESENTS

CIRQUE: A Jukebox Musical 7/25@8pm Eastern Lavender Beds Ward 10 House 3 [ MATEUS ]

Gnn. What? How? Why? This better have a Helluva good explanation! These are a bunch of Hazbin actors, so why do they get their own play?! Oh wait! Its a jukebox musical, so its just an excuse to string a bunch of songs to a plot! This month Cirque tells the TRUE STORY (kind of) behind its legendary rise to fame! Come on and down to our Hazbin Theatre and sing, dance and laugh to our original (kind of) story!

Did you know redemption 'Starts With Sorry'? Well screw that, be 'Bad With Us' and ignore the 'Gravity' of the situation! There might be a 'Two Minute Notice' to curtain, but you've got all the time to pick your 'Poison' from our concession stand, just find your seat before you're a 'Loser, Baby'! 'When I think about the Future' of this play, I hope you 'Hear My Hope' when I say our actors will be 'Brighter' than the stage itself! 'Don't You Forget', its 7/25 @8pm Eastern!

Soon!!

[katalinhunter]

MiB WHEN: February 28 at 8 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus

[katalinhunter]

SPACEBALLS

THE CHEAPLY RENOVATED MOTEL IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE WHEN: November 19, 8:00 - 11:30 PM Eastern WHERE: Lavender Beds, Ward 10 House 3, Mateus Check in at CIRQUE's newest venture, SPACEBALLS: THE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE A motel (That used to be Cirque's FC house, the House of Mystery) and live a night in the life of a real SPACEBALL! Immersive Experience Includes...

A Gift Shop!

Character Meet-And-Greets

Motel Rooms

Guest Services!

A Gift Shop!

An Immersive Dining Experience

Build-A-Shwartz Immersive Experience

A Gift Shop!

Please our budget this year ran way over. The Chairwoman is furious we've burned so much money on shows. No Price is Negotiable and we have spared every expense. You WILL be charged just to breath air, and we will bill it as part of the immersion. Character Meet-And-Greets are a premium service and you will be charged by the word spoken to them. All rooms provided have exactly one pillow. There are no beds, we burned them all with the flamethrowers. We have spent WAY TOO MUCH on flamethrowers. LIQUID SHWARTZ is just crusaderade with additional yellow food dye in it. Safety is void upon entering the motel. We recognize the word 'Breath' above should be spelled 'Breathe' but doing so added overcost so it was cut. Have a nice day. [ NO REAL GIL SHALL EXCHANGE HANDS NOR BE ASKED DURING THIS IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE ]