[58kill]

Chicken Cutlets.

Yeah.

Chicken Cutlets In Tupperware Containers.

Do You Read Me?

[58kill]

Halloween.

Again.

“Trick Or Treat.”

What I Wouldn’t Give

To Be A

“Butterfinger.”

Crushed.

Under The Tire

Of A #Lexus

Driven By A Wealthy Woman.

Yeah.

[rabidcoydog]

bro what?

[58kill]

Huh.

Your Floors.

What Kind Of Floors Are In Your Home?

Carpet?

Hardwood?

[58kill]

How I’d Love To Displease My King.

And Be Subjected

To New And Creative Punishments.

Like Being Loaded

Into The Sling

Of A Trebuchet.

And Launched,

Arcing,

At The Wall Of The Enemy Fortress.

To Shatter,

Wetly.

And Bathe Protestants In My Steaming Gore.

God.

[katanadude1337]

who was the sandsverse character who was a gorilla and would always post about their muscles wanting to pop I'm like dying to remember

[grimelords]

I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil

[kushblazer666]

[8a8y]

[powerburial]

[tatzelwurming]

[tonyzaret]

Others of my age: “I like doing swag and going to the night club”

Me: *prefers reading Japanese manga comics and going to the introvert club*😆

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[moehistory]

A notable philosopher. His name is used as a synonym of genius. He looks timid but becomes violent when others oppose his opinion. Lots of women falls for his gloomy moods but he doesn't care at all.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

[sixcoursemeal2]

[cognitohazardous]

he is captivated by the beauty of the world

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

[officialfist]

Reblog if you go BEAST MODE when grilling steaks!

[badassdemonsword]

[littlemisspipebomb]

This video has visibility altered my speech

[arisonas]

" Among Us Promise "

I promise you, in full not part

That Among Us Creatures come first in my heart

Whether it be night or day

A game of Among Us, I'd love to play!

Recite this promise if you would drop everything to play a game of "Among Us" - no matter the costs.