[things-that-are-not-true]

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

[cutecipher]

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

[cutecipher]

its unsanitary

[jadeharleyinc]

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[badassdemonsword]

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[couchnapping]

you don't understand

it's french for "the bubu"

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[moth-wizard]

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

[moth-wizard]

i feel like pjackk

[bunkey]

You know Jimmy, listening at a high volume for a long time may damage your hearing. However, you can tap OK to allow the volume to be increased above safe levels.

[icarianarts]

Do you think today's teens are asking their crushes out to prom via amazing digital circus themed poster boards like stuff saying Life Would Be An Amazing Digital Circus If You Went To Promni With Me...

[3000s]

befriend someone else in the pig community

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[lamignonette]

[klapollo]

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

[retroactivebakeries]

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight