kat distefano

katarina distefano. call me kat. twenty. northern christmas baby. don't dwell on it. questions? concerns? no? okay.

[katdistefano]

Why do you love Dylan? Like why him of all people? What makes him so special?

Oh, Pushy Anon, you should really rethink that tone, not cool. But, I will answer your questions. Well, try, anyway. I guess…I love him because he’s kind of perfect for me and we complement each other in like every way. Plus, he’s a human being so he’s kind of automatically special and he’s really awesome to me and I’m gonna stop now because I’m rambling and this is public. Hope you’re satisfied, Pushy Anon.

[katdistefano]

Visiting the family and this cuteness happened

[dylaneevans]

I haven’t been this tired since I played varsity baseball.

[katdistefano]

Oh, he's not so bad. Just a little excited, is all. 

[jordanpriestly]

But people poo out of their butts, just think about that- like the excess flesh was placed there for sitting and pooping. And they fart. It’s freaky-deaky. You can’t hush me, I’m a maverick. I’m excited and I refuse to let my fire be quenched. Bae…. can you name it Jordan because it works for both a guy and girl, and I know someone named Jordan who is the raddest kid.

[katdistefano]

Yeah but you gotta ignore that part. It's like when a guy looks at a girl's boobs, they gotta ignore that milk comes out of there. Unless they're weird and into that kinda thing, because then it's just a no. Even mavericks have to be quiet too sometimes, you know. I can totally put it on the list. I mean, with a name like Jordan, they'd definitely be cool. 

[jordanpriestly]

I don’t understand, are their butts even that cool looking? Like is one shaped like a dinosaur? Also-BABY MAMA.

[katdistefano]

How would I go about explaining the wonderfulness of football butt? They're just muscular and nice and they look incredible when they're running. Yes, yes, old news. But hush! Can't let the whole town in on it, can we?

[jordanpriestly]

Wait I don’t get it, so why do they wear tight pants?

[katdistefano]

Because they've got really toned butts and people who don't like football need something nice to look at.

[belle-notakiller]

Hide and go seek is exhausting.

[belle-notakiller]

Such a shame.

 It would, I’m excited

[katdistefano]

You've got to send me a picture of her reaction, it'll be hilarious! 

[belle-notakiller]

Hide and go seek is exhausting.

[belle-notakiller]

I’m thinking something with shaving cream and a banana split. Did you know that while shaving cream and whipped cream look remarkably similar, they taste completely different?

[katdistefano]

Oh, you don't say? It'd be pretty awful to confuse them, then. 

That'd certainly teach her not to be so greedy with the ice cream.

[belle-notakiller]

Hide and go seek is exhausting.

[belle-notakiller]

Oh, I will. I learned pranks from the best. It will be good enough for both of us. I bet they are! 

[katdistefano]

Oh, I've gotta see what you do to her, then! 

[belle-notakiller]

Hide and go seek is exhausting.

[belle-notakiller]

It was very rude. I’ll get her back. I’m excited, you guy’s will have plenty of help, that’s for sure!

[katdistefano]

You get her back good, now. And get her a little extra for me, too. Oh, I don't doubt that. The boys are already talking about building nurseries!

[theharrison-thorne-deactivated2]

Very. I feel like I sound to picky, but I am running a town here.

And you too, Kat. DiStefono? Is that Italian? 

[katdistefano]

That's true. I mean, you can't just have anyone handling important documents and such. 

It is, actually. Thank you for noticing. 

[belle-notakiller]

Hide and go seek is exhausting.

[belle-notakiller]

No problem.

Good, but you might want to yell at her a little, she decimated all my ice cream. If I know him, he’s super happy and a little jealous. He’s always wanted kids.

[katdistefano]

She did? See, that is just unforgivable right there. Aww, well at least now he's gonna have a nice or nephew to moose around with. 

[belle-notakiller]

Hide and go seek is exhausting.

[belle-notakiller]

I won’t tell a soul.

She didn’t mean to, I kind of read between the lines. Plus, when I asked Ky he was super edgy about it, so I figured he knew as well.

[katdistefano]

Thanks, Belle. 

You've spared her soul for now. Yeah, me and Dylan agreed that we could each tell two people and I figured Kyle would be the first person on his list. To be honest, I think he's more excited than we are!

[theharrison-thorne-deactivated2]

Not so much as rough, more as busy. I’ve been interviewing new assistants for the past week and haven’t found one I like. 

You are a new face to town, I’m Mayor Thorne. 

[katdistefano]

Ah I see, that seems kind of annoying. Hard to find good help these days, then? 

Lovely to meet you, Mayor Thorne. My name's Kat DiStefano. 

[theharrison-thorne-deactivated2]

Working after-hours in the office is always splendid.

[katdistefano]

Sounds like a bit of a rough day. 

[belle-notakiller]

Hide and go seek is exhausting.

[belle-notakiller]

So someone told me congratulations are in order. I can pretend to be oblivious, though, if you’d rather not talk about it.

[katdistefano]

Thank you, I appreciate it. Try to keep it a secret, though? We really didn't want to tell anyone until I hit the 3 month mark.

Andy told you, didn't she? I'm gonna kill her, I swear. Wow, this whole bun in the oven thing has made me an angry person.

[katdistefano]

And I was like Baby Baby Baby oooooooooooooooooh

Any reason you're quoting Justin Bieber at me?