How would I go about explaining the wonderfulness of football butt? They’re just muscular and nice and they look incredible when they’re running. Yes, yes, old news. But hush! Can’t let the whole town in on it, can we?
But people poo out of their butts, just think about that- like the excess flesh was placed there for sitting and pooping. And they fart. It's freaky-deaky. You can't hush me, I'm a maverick. I'm excited and I refuse to let my fire be quenched. Bae.... can you name it Jordan because it works for both a guy and girl, and I know someone named Jordan who is the raddest kid.











