K8♡

I could write it better than you ever felt it. Probably nsfw.

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[dropovers]

[gnotknormal]

A meteor has landed on Earth. It has been contained.

Status:

adorable

[61below]

Thor, directed by Kenneth Branagh

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[patchesthegreat]

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

[enygmass]

Jonathan??

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[slavery]

Girls that always have something weird to say are sexy

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

[bourtange]

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[reallyabitch]

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

[poorlydrawnpeople]

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

[catchymemes]

[danger-flammable]

[skypirate]

[xxthesmittenkittenxx]

making my wahy downtown

wahking fast

faces pass

[ewaneneollav]

party games

naked kill: get naked and kill people

break eachothers legs: self explaintory

[cursedimagez]

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[baara]

walking in a crowded hallway like

[kate-182]

@kinglolz is this la noire?

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[closedcaptioning]

should i be afraid?

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

yes, absolutely