REASON TO LIVE #5 ‘Martin Collins’ by Chris Holland and the Orpheus Centre
Chris wrote the song about Martin Collins (his befriender at Orpheus) because in Christopher’s words “he is a fantastic friend and I have a great working relationship with him”. Chris describes himself as an entertainer who loves performing in front of millions of people. He has just returned from a hectic two week tour of the karaoke bars on Independence of the Seas. He says he is now fully focused on deciding who should win the current X Factor competition.
Chris is an alumni of The Orpheus Centre, Surrey, UK - a centre which specialises in teaching independence skills through the arts to young adults with disabilities.
His heart is unbeatable - he cycles to work
He goes on holiday quite a lot
Whatever he wants to do and the amusement park
(and he cycles in Belgium)
When he’s happy he’s red as ketchup
I wonder what size ketchup they have in Tenerife (or Belgium)
I don’t know what his plans are but I want him back next year
They may have crabs in Tenerife, lobsters in France
But Martin just cooks for himself
He likes me a lot, no matter where his next holiday ends up
He’s a befriender who skydives, he writes down notes
We started piano lessons on the first of March, 2012
I don’t know what his plans are, but I want him back next year (next week)
He works with me in a polite and friendly manner
And he never gets on my nerves
He’s a softie, and a leftie
If he was American he’d vote for Obama
When I first met him, he grew a beard
I told him to shave immediately
When I see him this Thursday leading up to evaluation
That will be the 26th of June
That is when I’ll ask him to shave
I like being the boss of the centre
One way or another, the job is mine
I don’t know what his plans are but I want him back next year
Martin Collins, Martin Collins, Martin Collins (to infinity)