I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE

Parker | 22 | ♊ spaceboy | he/him please tag rocky horror

[eddiecullen]

current mood

[ultrainfinitepit]

My cat has to wear a cone this week and it made me think of an angel whose halo is a cone.

[ultrainfinitepit]

Local idiot is cone-free and back on his regular sillyzone nonsense.

[kroove]

[melonmemes]

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[sanatorium-industries]

Magic ☆ Homerun

[shmothman]

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

[bewarewoof]

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It

[klapollo]

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

[xizor14]

“We want a new AC announcement!”

Nintendo:

[cutesychristmas-deactivated2020]

♡

[memeuplift]

[amen69fashion]

‘Same height party’ - Hans Hemmert (1997)

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[deskmanic]

People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it

[skrunglebeasts]

thats just how dogs are

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[nztsume]

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?

[merrittocrazy]

it’s homestuck, isn’t it

[thebestoftumbling]

[bigbaywindow]

I love the recent culture shift on here where the hip cool funney public persona changed from “lol I’m so depressed I’m a piece of trash nobody loves me lmao” to “i am a humble gremlin, and i will suplex god for his transgressions”