[mcelhenney]

A subtle reminder that Rob is the father in real life [for added effect]

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[brittany-murphy]

[katelyso]

me crawling through any ancient ruin or dungeon in any video game ever: who lit these candles

[mana-chan]

you’ve heard of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

now get ready for

[butt-berry]

Something about Ash’s mum forcing Mr Mime to sit on the floor and eat out of a dog bowl makes me uneasy

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

mewtwo was right

[nicoleisgrrreat]

[manda-deactivated20120802]

military, shot, married, beaten, no one cares, bipolar, knocked up, depression, girl gone wild, no one fucking likes you, lesbian, gay, whore, nerd, dead, who the fuck are those two. 

[quickweaves]

now bitch

[antiandrogen]

this is so rude

[h0odrich]

o m g

[glamdolf]

incorrect tolkien 4/?

[ms-mandy-m]

[a-new-hope-1975]

[barackobamas]

Chris Evans in the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World blooper reel

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sometimes, I love humans. (via tonysheps)

[nokiabae]

[redacted-cryptid]

Is that Doug dimmadome?

[randomfandomteacher]

owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[polniaczek]

Bonus:

[taylorannshazamm]

Someone’s bitter.

[eternalseptember]

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

[flann-from-mars]

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

[curvyelf-moved]

when a mutual unfollows you first

so then you unfollow them right back