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[edenvillee]

Still can’t find a poetic thing to say….ponders

[kathepimp]

Fortunately for me that Skarra doesn't know how to fight.

[edenvillee]

Eden likes theatres and Skarra likes Eden...

[kathepimp]

Should've been me ngl

[dreamylexei]

i know that skarra has a praise kink i just can't prove it

[yourfaviubadboy]

i do NOT HAVE THAT. YOU HAVE NO PROOF.

[peggingskarra]

one "good boy" will make you follow the person like a dog with puppy-lovey-dovey eyes and a boner

[yourfaviubadboy]

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I WOULD NEVER.

[peggingskarra]

I HEARD BONER POPPING

[kathepimp]

I HEARD IT TOO

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · kittens in Kat's basement (crossposted on ao3) · ship; sharra, shakes x skarra, kat x skarra (hinted) category; m/m tags;

[kathepimp]

Hanging out with both IU and Supa Strikas is a literal hell. Like what the fuck are you talking about, football ISN'T that serious god

[kathepimp]

My female cat is actually very smart and she is suspicious of every man that gets into our girls-only space.

[yourfaviubadboy]

Man i love going to the Spa to get massaged... but Kat needs to stop telling me to get my nails painted. every. time. I. go. No I DONT want to paint my nails black and yellow.

[kathepimp]

BUT IT WOULD LOOK GREAT. VINCE WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION TO THE TEAM

[yourfaviubadboy]

Istg one day im gonna kill Dingaan and I wont even regret it.

Im just gonna crash my car into a lamp post the next time he spills his drink directly at me or starts screaming about McDonalds.

[kathepimp]

Just buy him a goddamn McDonalds you selfish dick.

[yourfaviubadboy]

Alright so whos up for the task of telling Shakes that Vince keeps his Dad's body in the IU basement behind the cleaning supplies? Because I dont wanna do that, as i dont wanna get punched in the face AND get roped into all of this.

[kathepimp]

Vince keeps WHAT in WHAT?

[kathepimp]

@yourfaviubadboy cutting all your hair off won't make your problems disappear you dumb bald bitch

[yourfaviubadboy]

LISTEN I LIKE MY NEW HAIRCUT. STFU.

[kathepimp]

Self love is not always a good thing...

[kathepimp]

Trying to seduce Shakes while having Skarra whining into my ear about being a traitor and switching sides is so annoying. Like hell no, bitch, I'm trying to manipulate you both into making out, give me some time and you'll see the results.

[yourfaviubadboy]

IM NOT GONNA MAKE OUT WITH SHAKES. THATS WORSE THAN JUST BEING A TRAITOR YOU FUCKING WEIRDO.

[kathepimp]

I'LL LOCK YOU UP IN MY BASEMENT

[kathepimp]

@yourfaviubadboy cutting all your hair off won't make your problems disappear you dumb bald bitch

[kathepimp]

Trying to seduce Shakes while having Skarra whining into my ear about being a traitor and switching sides is so annoying. Like hell no, bitch, I'm trying to manipulate you both into making out, give me some time and you'll see the results.

[yourfaviubadboy]

I know im not supposed to, but I DO have a match tomorrow and im so sleepy... If I die of a caffeine overdose, blame Vince idk

[kathepimp]

I blame Vince for lesser things.

[yourfaviubadboy]

I hate it when me and Kat break into a place, we see something like this, I say "haha relatable" and she just screams at me to get therapy... Like hoe youre ruining the mood.

[kathepimp]

One day, you'll get blacked out and left at the therapist's office and I'll pretend I don't know anything about it, hoe.

[yourfaviubadboy]

Kat got me this shirt after the last time I bit that bitch Shakes on the field How do I get rid of it without alerting her

[kathepimp]

DON'T YOU DARE. I spent my own hard-earned money for it.