Champagne Supernova

Jenn|28|♐️|She/They

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

[ID: Two astronauts floating in space looking at Earth, which has the bisexual flag on it. One astronaut is saying: "Wait so bisexuality is the attraction to all genders?" The second astronaut is behind them, pointing a gun at them and saying, "Always has been." End ID]

[pulporcelana]

She’s never been up this high.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[antichimp-deactivated20220828]

can someone tag molly

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

molly you have to see this one

[paratoxinz]

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

[paratoxinz]

i just need to focus

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time

[sleepy-bebby]

[runby2]

this cat looks like it has 1 layer of hair to go underneath his other layer of hair that's solely used to shoot up in anger

[dragon-jackets]

That's actually true, cats have two layers of fur, this image shows really well the difference between their dense undercoat and their more sparce overcoat because this lil guy is just SO MAD

[runby2]

he is SO MAD that he became the perfect science demonstration.

[taffywabbit]

that's a webkinz cat

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

[kukuro-cheli]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[doggirl-girlcock]

Only 5 years on T and look at him now

[kristina100000]

[rambling-shark]

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

[cephalophor]

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

[cosmicibe]

mf aint even read the patch notes

[cetitanhasmoved]

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

[crisis-actor]

[gaynfl-moved]

[frociaggina97]

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

[frociaggina97]

i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously

[vamptits]

bouncing on his everything

[omtai]

[swagvo1d]

neon tetras

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[psygull]

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

[psygull]

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[sallytwo]

like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore