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@yourfaviubadboy
Man i love going to the Spa to get massaged... but Kat needs to stop telling me to get my nails painted. every. time. I. go. No I DONT want to paint my nails black and yellow.
BUT IT WOULD LOOK GREAT. VINCE WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION TO THE TEAM
HE WOULD NOT. AND NO I WONT GET THEM PAINTED.
Istg one day im gonna kill Dingaan and I wont even regret it.
Im just gonna crash my car into a lamp post the next time he spills his drink directly at me or starts screaming about McDonalds.
Just buy him a goddamn McDonalds you selfish dick.
I DO BUT NOT WHEN THERES A MCDONALD'S 3KM IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
He does NOT have his own drivers license (for the better) and vince refuses to cut his pay to force him to take a taxi or something.
And the others in the team refuse to do anything >:[
Im gonna be real for a moment ask everyone here if im the only one who thinks that if Hydra could, their stadium would just be a massive fish bowl. I mean I know it kinda IS already a reverse fishbowl but whatever
Man i love going to the Spa to get massaged... but Kat needs to stop telling me to get my nails painted. every. time. I. go. No I DONT want to paint my nails black and yellow.
Istg one day im gonna kill Dingaan and I wont even regret it.
Im just gonna crash my car into a lamp post the next time he spills his drink directly at me or starts screaming about McDonalds.
Alright so whos up for the task of telling Shakes that Vince keeps his Dad's body in the IU basement behind the cleaning supplies? Because I dont wanna do that, as i dont wanna get punched in the face AND get roped into all of this.
Vince keeps WHAT in WHAT?
LISTEN I TRIED COMING UP WITH A WAY TO TELL THAT TO HIM EVER SINCE I FOUND HIS SKELETON WHILE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO CLEAN UP THE MESS DINGAAN MADE
This shits hard ok💔
Alright so whos up for the task of telling Shakes that Vince keeps his Dad's body in the IU basement behind the cleaning supplies? Because I dont wanna do that, as i dont wanna get punched in the face AND get roped into all of this.
Trying to seduce Shakes while having Skarra whining into my ear about being a traitor and switching sides is so annoying. Like hell no, bitch, I'm trying to manipulate you both into making out, give me some time and you'll see the results.
IM NOT GONNA MAKE OUT WITH SHAKES. THATS WORSE THAN JUST BEING A TRAITOR YOU FUCKING WEIRDO.
I'LL LOCK YOU UP IN MY BASEMENT
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE. BESIDES ID RATHER DIE IN THAT BASEMENT THAN TO DO THAT.
Trying to seduce Shakes while having Skarra whining into my ear about being a traitor and switching sides is so annoying. Like hell no, bitch, I'm trying to manipulate you both into making out, give me some time and you'll see the results.
IM NOT GONNA MAKE OUT WITH SHAKES. THATS WORSE THAN JUST BEING A TRAITOR YOU FUCKING WEIRDO.
@yourfaviubadboy cutting all your hair off won't make your problems disappear you dumb bald bitch
LISTEN I LIKE MY NEW HAIRCUT. STFU.
Listen if someone can hit me up on swimming in a nuclear reactor water tank I'd be up for that Apparently unless you get shot before you can reach it, you kinda don't die so yea
I know im not supposed to, but I DO have a match tomorrow and im so sleepy... If I die of a caffeine overdose, blame Vince idk
I hate it when me and Kat break into a place, we see something like this, I say "haha relatable" and she just screams at me to get therapy... Like hoe youre ruining the mood.
One day, you'll get blacked out and left at the therapist's office and I'll pretend I don't know anything about it, hoe.
I WILL JUMP OUT OF THE THERAPISTS OFFICE WINDOW IF YOU DO THAT.
Man I HATE Altivo.
I hate it when me and Kat break into a place, we see something like this, I say "haha relatable" and she just screams at me to get therapy... Like hoe youre ruining the mood.
Kat got me this shirt after the last time I bit that bitch Shakes on the field How do I get rid of it without alerting her
I sometimes try to convince myself that I am a normal, well-adjusted adult... Then I remember I play for Invincible United and I immediately change my mind
