‘things i’ve heard/said taken out of context’ dialogue prompts
dialogue was something i’ve always struggled with as a writer so i’ve decided to pull some examples from real life because my friends and i… say some pretty interesting things to say the least.
feel free to change pronouns and modify these as you wish! please credit me when used.
(small disclaimer: some of these can get nsfw and have some swearing in it, so take caution if you’re fasting this ramadan or do not like that type of content)
“do you want me that bad?”
“it’s too thick and it hurts my mouth.”
“true shame is having a dick up in your ass.”
“so you know what ass tastes like?”
“we can fix that. unless you like feeling tight.”
“why is it called ‘thick and fast’?”
“you know, we love sucking the head.”
“you could impale me instead.”
“it just… feels too good.”
“what does he do with his mouth?”
“i love it when you call me a bitch—it’s so sexy.”
“call me that again.”
“i can’t believe that came out of my mouth.”
“i wish i could die from eating an unwashed grape.”
[someone speaking in a language they don’t understand] “i agree.”
“i’m dying. otherwise, i’m great.”
“i’d rather not fuck the goat.”
“i like black. black is comforting.”
“i have more memes than ____ and i feel like that says a lot about me as a person.”
“just a reminder that you could be doing something better and actually worth your time right now.”
“we’re small, insignificant and we don’t actually matter in this huge ass universe!”
“so, uh, does the queen actually do anything?”
